Samuel

every time you miss a crosswalk in a captcha, a waymo runs over a child

Oh I’m absolutely gonna be one of those old people, but genuinely these damn kids aren’t saying please and thank you and I’m livid

Sorcerer [1977]

Comment section from an IG post by the tv show DTF St Louis — every comment reads “Love this” with the same spacing, spelling, capitalization, and punctuation

You know the David Harbour cheating PR is going well when you see a post from the David Harbour plays a cheater show and the comments are all

A love that feels like Topaz by the B-52’s

First off…first off…happy, happy…International Women’s Day

Misquoting Orwell is the perfect end to her tenure

until a ceo freebases a burger shut up

Screenshot of the game Satisfactory, a large factory seen in the distance as the player character poses in the foreground. The intricacy and sprawl of the factory suggest I could be doing something better with my time

🎶Hello Satisfactory my old friend🎶

🎶I’ve come to figure out fluid dynamics and intricate train logistics management systems with you againnnnn🎶

*and* the articulation !!

The slightly contrasting colors are really working on me

Ohhhhh it’s Listen to AJJ and AJJ Alone Day

Really trying to savor these builds more, take more breaks to admire them in process

Uber driver said “so what do you think about all this Epstein stuff?” and now I’m going into work Mad

My goodness

one way to look strong is to have a principle or value that you stand by and fight for even when it doesn't poll well. this is basically what Beshear has argued with trans issues.

but the current dem governing and electoral strategy is almost ontologically opposed to doing that

Starting this at 11 pm lol

She realized she can’t brush her head against me for attention, and has resorted to ramming me with her cone

Took her cone off for walks and breakfast, put it back on and she hasn’t moved since I think she’s guilting me

not really paying attention to whatever people are talking about on here and frankly i don’t really care if people are still on twitter as l mostly just reached my personal limit but if you talk like this you’ve destroyed your root chakra and it’s over for you

If La Madeleine French Bakery is going to have Pepsi products then I think they should also have Baja blast

With New Momentum, Republican States Push Broader Limits for Trans Americans In states that once focused mainly on health care and sports for transgender minors, debates now revolve around the validity of transgender identity.

The subheadline on this NYT piece is going to turn me into the Joker.

Like... this... is exactly what trans people have been saying was going to happen for years.

UF restricted professors from volunteering for post-tenure review because too many were getting the highest evaluation

Found a book with a birthday note in it at the thrift store, and now I’m going to wistfully stare into the middle distance for a bit

My friend and I can’t game together as much as we used to so instead we’re sending Satisfactory saves back and forth, slowly adding on each time :’)

As someone who was looking for more ways to reliably get lifelink in my Ashling the Pilgrim Dead Man Switch deck, I am leaning forward intently

“These human children keep hitting and kicking with me. I cannot reason with them” has been cracking me up since 2003 (I still help him every time though)

Okay it’s so funny they put “original version” on the box, actually

Took her to the vet and she took my seat in defiance