I would’ve rather listened to a woman talk for 25 hours but that’s just me
03.04.2025 01:21
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I would’ve rather listened to a woman talk for 25 hours but that’s just me
Anytime my bank has a “new message” for me it’s always some bullshit and never anything good like a coupon for free mcnuggets
Ordered my papa johns at 1am to respect the boycott ✊🏼
must suck to be dalton knecht demoted from second white boy in charge to potentially fourth ranked white boy
signing up for tubi to watch the Super Bowl like I’m in damn north korea
Trading Luka is fatphobic
Oh my 1095-C form is ready? Why don't you 1095-C deez nuts
How about NOSferatu and he’s going fast and furious
thinking about the time I was at a tattoo shop and this lady wanted her four kids’ footprints tattooed on her and when she found out how much it would cost she just used one of her kids’ footprints four times
Um yeah how about Luigi WOMANglione
bro pass the arouse
Starting to think the Macys Thanksgiving Day parade is selling out
played basketball three days in a row which makes me better than Joel Embiid by some metrics
I am going to do hate speech here
Comin right up boss
Deandre Jordan shoots free throws like he’s just trying to get rid of the ball - not a care in the world where it goes
I will be showing hole at 9 followers
Fuck the moon, sun heads rise up
This the kind of shit you could never see on twitter
Ugh so now I have to post hole to IG, TikTok, Twitter, Threads, and Bluesky? 😵💫
she blue on my sky til I dot social
yeah follow me at realdanyang.dogpenis.fart
How about blue guys and it’s the blue man group or some shit I dunno