Jo Rozycki

Life’s like a movie. Write your own ending.

I'm going to use "creme-filled singing teapot" as an insult from now on.

So why DID we choose Jamie Lee Curtis for Activia?

Angela Cadbury, but she’s just a crème-filled singing teapot.

The last couple of days were warm and sunny in NYC. Makes me miss my dog extra hard.

We got drinks at the bar across from my apartment and finally said hi to the waitress who is also the owner of my dog’s boyfriend. We didn’t have the heart to tell her that Dolly passed on, but she did bring us free shots.

Grief sucks.

I did not go to the grocery store today, but I did update my resume and apply for some jobs. And that is a win in my book.

Life is too short to read books that so many people hype up that end up being shitty. DNF them.

Sitting by the East River and now I understand why they used to send people to the seaside when they were will. This shit is healing.

True love is your partner making you electrolytes because you’ve been crying non-stop.

I did an informational interview and the guy subtly name dropped Brennan Lee Mulligan and when I excitedly said I loved him, he essentially said “I could tell” HAHAHA CLOCKED

Where can a they/them find a damn good donut in this city?

I’m honestly really proud of Johnny and Tara. They made it so far and they stuck to their guns.

I’m sorry, but Colton saying he can’t believe people are associating his past with his current appearance on The Traitors is a load of bullshit.

Well I for one am optimistic about the merged Paramount/Warner Brothers, which insiders say will be named Porno Brothers

I found out this evening that my super is a girl-dad and now this all makes sense.

Last night I brought my dinner to a bar and the bartender noticed and then I gave her a French fry and we became best friends.

Just signed a cover letter with “let’s go @mets.com!” (Yes, it was appropriate).

Letz go even bigger and better,,, ALL Female US Olympians and Paralympian medalists are invited out to celebrate in Viva Las Vegas for the SHE GOT GAME Weekend ,,,

Hit a guy up and LETZ GOOO

I can’t explain it, but I think mules are the cutest, funniest animals.

Giving the US men’s hockey team absolute hell over their stupidity is my new favorite pastime.

🙏🫶

I wish 🙃 signed, recently unemployed

Update: she’s now around 60lbs

Oh hey forgot my login but now I’m back

Is this the Marlins’ first ball game they’ve ever played or???? Because oh my god this defense is remarkably horrible.

My office is playing Green Day deep cuts. It's a good day.

It's a great day to be a Mets fan.

Going on three years of being a plant parent and I’ve been too scared to replant or cultivate anything that I’ve grown.
Finally repotted two plants that have desperately needed them. And now, we wait.