Faxes From Uncle Dale

First positive motherfuck in a while

The A on Bertoilet's jersey stands for ANTIVAX

It's easy enough to do this with Lafferty on a game by game basis, Grzelcyk playing is a complete goddamn joke at this point.

Fire Kyle. Fire Blashill.

Tell me again I'm impatient, motherfucker. One of those two is the ***alleged*** surest fire prospect to come out of the generation, the other just hit 101 on Sunday and has 1 goal in 30 games. Get fucked.

If Pouliot or Gross Dick see a single god damn second of ice time from tonight til the end of the season it's just another marker on why Kyle should be fucking fired.

This family should have been in show business and not hockey.

We called it when it happened nearly three goddamn years ago and it was SO MUCH WORSE than was imaginable.

TAKE A FUCKING HIKE CAPTAIN LOSER

If true, this is the most St. Louis shit ever.

Grzelcyk

St. Louis is a demonic cult town. Not joking.

And Kyle STILL won't move on from Mikheyev or Gross Dick

I don't think the "do a solid" theory is the likely scenario here. I think that it's as simple as Stan only knows how to re acquire his own guys. Also no one should have any trust Kyle will do anything with any pick he acquires - via draft or trade.

Brilliance from the CAPTAIN there on the power play down low. They didn't even bother converging on him because that's what he was going to do

Ive a small perbix

Can't turn your back on Gross Dick.

Once again I am right in my analysis (fuck the olympics)

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I'm one of a select few who would attempt a serious piece under a picture of Hacksaw. This is why I'm going nowhere. Anyway, it's a pretty scrambled thinker on where I am with all of the Team USA stuff, and the Team USA stuff to come this summer.

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Recording tonight in full patriotic glory (derogatory)

Questions welcome.

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Jon Cooper keeps stealing fistfuls of condoms from the punchbowl in the common area of the Olympic village and then shooting anyone watching a creepy grin and wink