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@beefunwellington

Wiseass public defender in Portlandia. πŸ“Ž Canadian-American. πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ

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the confederacy ruins everything

06.03.2026 16:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it's really bad for the world that half of the American political system has convinced itself that the concept of diplomacy is fake and gay

06.03.2026 15:11 πŸ‘ 66 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Leaving.

🍁

06.03.2026 16:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s awfully close to good politics…

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06.03.2026 16:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They’re useless. They’ve decided politics is icky so they just mouth some words & shuffle along.

06.03.2026 16:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Shut up & resign now, you useless blob.

06.03.2026 02:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

he touches himself. just sayin’.

06.03.2026 01:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I like him.

06.03.2026 01:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Don’t let the door hit you on the way out, Kristi Noem.

05.03.2026 19:11 πŸ‘ 21838 πŸ” 4829 πŸ’¬ 735 πŸ“Œ 394

β€˜mericans want insanity now, & they got it.

05.03.2026 23:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I. Luv. Him.

05.03.2026 21:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well put.

05.03.2026 21:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

😞

05.03.2026 03:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They need to just come out.

05.03.2026 03:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe he thinks he meant impotent. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

05.03.2026 03:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I like him, but we’re also not a serious country right now.

05.03.2026 02:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I agree, quite apart from the merits of the case. Alito could only defend the Supreme Court's authority to intervene by grievously misrepresenting the facts. The reality is that there's no plausible argument SCOTUS had the power to do what it did. Why didn't that matter to six justices?

04.03.2026 16:04 πŸ‘ 1515 πŸ” 444 πŸ’¬ 32 πŸ“Œ 13

that’s the goal, anyway.

04.03.2026 05:48 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I think he’s an unusual political talent who’ll be misunderstood by progressives. He’s the best shot for taking the seat, tho. There’s something about him.

04.03.2026 05:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The only thing missing from Thom Tillis’ beautiful takedown of Kristi Noem was making her go out on in the backyard and cut down a switch before he delivered that ass whippin’. She looked sadder than a strip club with a broken ATM.

03.03.2026 18:07 πŸ‘ 813 πŸ” 166 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

🎯 It’s ridiculous. I blame the Confederacy, myself.

04.03.2026 05:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Once more with feeling…

03.03.2026 13:08 πŸ‘ 4651 πŸ” 1346 πŸ’¬ 208 πŸ“Œ 63

Kevin’s a good egg.

04.03.2026 01:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s so disappointing. trump is going to faceplant. The middle powers should step up now to take advantage of the whirlwind.

04.03.2026 00:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They got bored with Alberta already?

04.03.2026 00:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s what imbeciles do.

04.03.2026 00:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s ok, he’s not the sort to hold a grudge.

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04.03.2026 00:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Excellent advice right here.

03.03.2026 19:10 πŸ‘ 7068 πŸ” 1664 πŸ’¬ 171 πŸ“Œ 76

Thanks, but also too late.

03.03.2026 19:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The repeated sleight of hand on jurisdiction, standing, the Question Presented, the facts found by district courts, the pacing of its decisions, the decidedly NOT BALLS & STRIKES moves that mock the integrity of the legal process itself is what has wrecked the legitimacy of the Court’s majority.

03.03.2026 14:40 πŸ‘ 264 πŸ” 95 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 2