Miss Lorelei Rivers - Seattle and FMTY

I’m very sad that I missed witnessing this and also receiving a slap myself 😭

I would please like a sticker that says "I got slapped by @loreleirivers.bsky.social at the orgy"

(Apparently all I needed to do was ask nicely)

Had a wonderfully kinky New Years Eve with @loreleirivers.bsky.social & many others. Wish I’d gotten photos with the party hosts (but maybe next time).

Merry Christmas from Chateau Rivers! Today is all about pajamas, multiple breakfasts, mulled cider, and relaxation. Mr Rivers made an amazing first breakfast, and now we're settling down with some Doctor Who holiday specials. It's hard to imagine a better day.

Amazing.

I'm happy to say she is happily and stably housed! Thanks to everyone who helped out.

She has a place until June 1st and is having trouble finding somewhere after that.

If anyone has a lead on housing in the Seattle area for a queer woman and two big dogs, give me a shout. She's leaving a bad situation and really needs a safe place to land. 💜

Lorelei with her red hair in a messy bun, wearing big purple earrings and a purple shirt, holding Sheepy the tiny stuffed sheep with his purple mask around his neck, affectionately head to head with Rose, with bleached blonde bangs, wearing glasses, an octopus necklace, and a sheer purply-blue collared shirt, outdoors at Seattle Center.

Happiest of birthdays to my lovely sister Rose! Travel, theater, dining, and convention companion, and generally wonderful lady and friend. She has been such a blessing in my life, especially as we have reconnected as adults in the past few years. May we share many more!

Fine print: "Rental rate discount based on prior experience" - so even that $1400 isn't solid.

We had a really nice time, and enjoyed the show a lot!

Lorelei with red hair wearing a purple mask and a cleavage-revealing black sweater, Rose with blonde bangs wearing glasses, a purple mask, a black leather jacket, and a black shirt, Sheepy the tiny stuffed sheep wearing a purple mask, and the playbill for the musical Waitress, with the theater crowd in the background.

Rose, Sheepy, and I made it out to see Waitress tonight! I've listened to the music once before but we're mostly going in cold.

No way, they are long-time buddies! Jeff is just a big old softie. 🦈💜🐑

Lorelei and Rose from the waist up. Lorelei is wearing a blue headband over long red hair over one shoulder, blue mask with a Tardis sticker on one side, key necklace, Tardis tank top dress, and lanyard badge, next to Rose, wearing a light purple headband over black hair, a purple mask, a light purple tee shirt with a purple and white bullseye, and black gauntlets, holding Jeff, a plush grey shark with feet.

I'm at @emeraldcitycon.bsky.social this weekend with Rose and a couple other friends (plus her buddy, Jeff the land shark). I pulled the Tardis cosplay back out!

I often brag about my boy toy, who is well worth lauding for his service. Today I'm singing the praises of my LA mischiefmate, my girl. I finally got my shit together to offer some directives for my arrival, to which her response was #alreadypackedthem. I'm so fortunate.

Thank you for your expert assistance!

Lorelei with red hair cascading down one shoulder, wearing a purple mask, purple pendant, and low-cut purple dress, holding Sheepy the tiny stuffed sheep, who is wearing his own purple mask and purple sunglasses, in an airplane seat

Between the micro and macro, I've been pretty quiet around here lately. But I've gotten myself together to go to @gallifreyone.bsky.social #gally1 this week in LA with Rose and Sheepy! Stay tuned for cosplay and other Doctor Who mischief.

Lorelei with long red hair cascading down her shoulders, wearing a low-cut purple dress, a purple mask, and a purple pendant, holding Sheepy the tiny stuffed sheep in his own purple mask, with Rose with red and blonde hair, a black mask, and a black and cream floral dress, holding the playbill for Hamilton. There are red theater seats and other patrons in the background.

Hamilton tonight! It's been ages since we saw it, and what with one thing and another, we're looking forward to immersing ourselves in some fiction for a few hours.

There's only 4 days left to back the Kickstarter for I Hate My Job: Thots on Sex Work, Labor and Capitalism! It's the latest release from @workinggirlspub and edited by @adrierising - and we're only $1,829 from our funding goal!

Listen to the hot girl and pre-order it now!

Lorelei in her purple mask and a low-cut purple sweater, Rose in a black mask and a low-cut black tank top, Sheepy the tiny stuffed sheep in a purple mask, Rose holding the teal playbill for Kimberly Akimbo, with gold brocade theater curtains in the background

Sheepy the tiny stuffed sheep with his purple mask around his neck, with a whipped cream-topped coffee in a glass mug behind him on a Ruth's Chris Steak House napkin, and a martini, a tiny espresso, and Rose's decolletage in the background

"Duchess Lilac" - the first change I made to the house upon purchase.

Happy to help!

Deep or saucy, I'll take them all.

My work here is done!

Thank you!

The purple walls even more so.

Lorelei on her back on her dark purple bed in her Nice Room, head to the camera, legs crossed in the air, wearing an unbuttoned men's white shirt held closed across her otherwise naked body

A thoughtful Sunday night...

Why, thank you!

Thank you!

I definitely upped my game this year with a lot of insta scrolling, but I'd be happy to share my basic skills!