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Holy shit. Radical, dude!

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donald trump speaking into a microphone with the words many people are saying this above him ALT: donald trump speaking into a microphone with the words many people are saying this above him

Enemy inside the gates:

Sorry Brittney in’nit 49, b*tch

On pneumonia watch. A middling three-week minor cold, with one episode of migraine/vomiting, and now shingles…cold suddenly worsening, with possible fever. “Productive” cough. March can suck it, every year.

Looks like a toad.

Scrubs reboot Ep 4

“Just serve the dip, b*tch.”

‘We’re the good guys’: why moral storytelling doesn’t make the war on Iran necessary or legal Once the narrative of a “just war” replaces the rule of law, there is little left to restrain powerful states from dominating weaker ones.

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Periodic reminder that the value of your market-dependent pension fund is dictated by the actions & whims of global criminals, pedophiles, lunatics, and psychopaths. You are not in control.

Heavily-favoured USA punches down on third-world theocrats and claims breath-taking (eventual) come-from-behind victory. MAGA idiots gloat about beating on the weird, weakling, middle eastern kid, again.

The world needs absolutely nothing from Trump, in fact it needs less than nothing from Trump.

Hub, hours later. It’s not like Ken bought tickets for the wife and his two girls for Oct 21, and suddenly realized: “Oh shoot! We have a bottle drive that night! Better resell them on StubHub, and wait 8 months to get my $800 back!” Nah. These are players. Buying and re-selling, for jerkoff money.

So if Bruno Mars can just KEEP selling out B.C. Place in an hour - 5x now - why doesn’t he just set up shop here? Unless the ticket buyers are bots? Cuz when you’re 126,887 on the waitlist, 20 minutes after the sale starts, that shows demand. Now, it’s ridiculous to see hundreds of tickets on Stub

Sell-Out. It’s not like inept cult-leader Poilievre runs her party. I guess more for Nunavut now. But, why didn’t Nunavut vote Liberal in the first place? #cdnpoli

But the media loves him. He gives great if incoherent face. And by great I mean shitty as fuck. But free.

Trump looks like Andy Warhol meets old Andy Richter meets a pair of flabby butt cheeks.

A regular drink is $2.99; fries are $4.49; onion rings are $6.49, which is a rip. A Teen Burger is regularly $9.19. Drink ratio is like 1:1; Teen Burger ratio is like 5:3, pts vs dollhairs.

A & W Rewards are terrible. If you’re not just redeeming for a free root beer every 300 points, you’re doing it wrong. A Teen Burger is not 5x more expensive than a drink. A Buddy is not 2x.

Imagine being that type of social media personality that just has to say “I want chips” to get 1K likes.

Maybe they’ll create a market and you can sell your “green credits” to Russia & Iran to help “off-set” all the apocalyptic green house gas created. One bag of paper/one. Credit: 5 cents. They need eleventy billion credits. Save the planet!

Burgum’s ICE slaughtered two of “their own people” in American streets, too!

For people relying on the courts:

That’s the media’s fault for falling back on their promise not to normalize the corrupt Pedo King’s second term. Fuck them.

Objectively the worst rock band name

EVAH

I’m sorry but now there’s an indie “buzz band” with the name of “Telehealth”??? Are you FUCKING kidding me? Isn’t “Telehealth” a program the government of Saskatchewan introduced for rural Saskatchewan in like 1994?

March is the Great Equalizer in Canada - It’s equally shitty everywhere.