Unless we're counting children, you know this can't be true, right? What do you think people are eating?
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Unless we're counting children, you know this can't be true, right? What do you think people are eating?
I like to think the ball is nice. Then again, I spend astonishing amounts of time in my studio apartment
Alright. The missing one is graham cracker crumbs
It's not just straight up flour and sweetened condensed milk, is it?
Chocolate chips, sweetened condensed milk... peanut butter?
Sure, gas and food are expensive, we're doing a war nobody wants, and there are no jobs, but at least a lot of vulnerable people can't get necessary medical care!
I am believed to become death, destroyer of worlds
This is INSANE SamLore
Yeah, but I feel like the October reveal is gonna take a different route. We know the Nazi stuff.
Putting money down now that it's deeply misogynistic
worst Heated Rivalry knockoff ever
one time my aunt stopped speaking to me for six months bc i dropped in the chat that chick-fil-a is closed on sundays so their employees can go get their abortions
Mom said it was MY turn with the middle name!
I think she's also the one with the infamous trumpet player husband, from the quote about "a trumpet is a machine where compressed air goes in and divorce comes out," so that is two strong strikes
That doesn’t mean burying your head in the sand and ignoring things!!!
It means you identify
1) who needs to hear me
2) who is listening to me
3) what do the people listening need to hear?
4) how do I reach the people not listening?
5) what actual actions can I take?
And posting is not #1!
Different school choirs have now given me both "Love Song" and "A Thousand Years," so I regret to inform you that—yes—the millennials who grew up absolutely terrorizing the choir room piano before theater practice are running the schools now.
(I lied. I don't regret it. I'm having a blast.)
Right—in the 2010s we had a "decades dance" unit in gym class that was only ever 50s-90s. Y2K nostalgia was unheard of. Soon the mustache-print infinity scarf from Zumiez at the back of my closet will be hip and retro again 😎
Nope, this is SFUSD! They're multiplying!!!
Oh, yeah, now we're talkin
So... ranch milkshake road trip when
Well, obviously I need one, but we're all dodging the real question: what do you spike it with?
Have we got a podcast for you...
Waffles the giraffe at the San Antonio Zoo. Today is her third birthday
The San Antonio Zoo is not on here but today is Waffles the giraffe’s third birthday and I just felt like this was need to know information today, with everything else being so terrible
sightread my way to Carnegie Hall
Unfortunately, I'm afraid that—like other musicians without a trust fund or wealthy spouse—my work is only writing operas when somebody pays me to write operas, which isn't happening at the moment.
But also, yes, if I write music in my sleep I should wake up to it already done.
"I have a post-apocalyptic desert outfit to finish" let me stop you there: I will not love you if you are a worm
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but uh...
If you have a long enough dream about work, you should get paid for that and not have to go in. Like... come on, man, I was JUST THERE.
Announcing the Bring @culvers.com to California gubernatorial platform, which blessedly comes with a ready-made meme cache
I'm in. That's the basis of a proper political party