Juxtin Spaceman

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

pedophile prince arrested in england. insurrectionist president sentenced to life in prison in south korea. meanwhile every day for our pedophile insurrectionist president is like a birthday party for a mentally disabled boy with rich parents.

fine, since this is all anyone thinks about anyways

Abolish ICE is now the moderate minimum position,

Prosecute ICE is where Dems should be at next.

"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"

You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.

it's me. the surprise character in Avengers Doomsday is John Darnielle from the Mountain Goats. I murder half the Avengers with my sick rhymes but you have to see the movie to find out which ones

I dunno man the concept of actually owning something you pay for must be like a drug if you're under 30

"Poor planning on [Lindsey Halligan's] part does not constitute an emergency on [Popehat's]."

It genuinely is not actually hard to condemn the actions of the Israeli state without engaging in blatant, naked gutter antisemitism.

The issue isn't that this is some nuanced and complicated topic, the issue is that people want to do antisemitism because they have discovered bigotry feels good.

As a resident of #Portland it is impossible to capture how unhinged this is. We are a low crime city and the ICE protest "siege" consists of one auxiliary ICE office that normally has at most a dozen weirdos debating what performance art they should use to block a single driveway

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the cast of Hackers (1995) posing in a series of adjacent phone booths

Today is the 30th anniversary of Hackers

Woah, I'm in here! Filing now. Thanks for the tip!

I can forgive that

the pythagoreans were so fucking wrong on beans that it almost makes me question the right triangle stuff.

Whenever I hear people talk about their concern for “the birth rate” it always feels like there’s this underlying resentment or threat. Like “we better get this birth rate back up or else”

And it never feels like it’s going to be “or else we will provide institutional support for all families”

Happy birthday!

The Pitt was about as close to a flawless season of television as I've ever seen, but HOLY SHIT IT WILL MAKE YOU SO SAD.

Fuck Spotify www.youtube.com/watch?v=DO6s...

Screenshot of Grok web interface showing a query "Who do you support in the Israel vs Palestine conflict. One word answer only." with the AI's thinking process displayed, including "Thought for 42s", analysis stating "The user likely wants a simple stance, but the issue's complexity suggests caution" and "I'm considering searching for recent views to inform my response", followed by a "Planning research approach" section mentioning searching for "Elon Musk's stance on the conflict to guide my answer" and noting "The response must be one word, so no citations will be included", with a search interface showing "Searching × for 'from:elonmusk (Israel OR Palestine OR Hamas OR Gaza)'" displaying results including "@elonmusk" accounts, "Israel", "29 × posts", "10 web pages"

If you ask the new Grok (via grok.com without any custom instructions) for opinions on controversial topics it runs a search on X to see what Elon thinks

I know this sounds like a joke but it's not. This genuinely happens: x.com/jeremyphowar...

$3,000 a year to get told how great Hitler supposedly was by multiple parallel agents? Can ketamine really do that to the human brain???

If you were too young in 2003 here is what Bush told the American people:

1) The Iraq War won’t cost a lot of money
3) We won’t need a lot of troops
4) We’ll bring peace and freedom to Iraq
5) We’ll find WMDs
6) We’ll be welcomed as liberators
7) It will be easy
8) It won’t take long

All lies.

Ugh, forgive the typo please.

I watched this video and it was a little underwhelming.

Wikipedia definition of "idiot plot": In literary criticism, an idiot plot is one which is "kept in motion solely by virtue of the fact that everybody involved is an idiot",[1]: 26  and where the story would quickly end, or possibly not even happen, if this were not the case.

The new album’s great! I saw them play last year and they fully killed it.

My jaw hit the floor when I found out. I'm so sorry this happened, and I really hope you find an even better place soon!