Random Books of Known Origin, Ph.D

a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table with a can of soda and says yes very sad anyway .. Alt: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table with a can of soda and says yes very sad anyway ..

Ben:

tumblr post: trey (username redacted): driving for door dash is usually pretty boring until something like this comes thru 😭 screenshot of delivery instructions for chipotle: when you get to my stoop press 5B on the buzzer and WAIT FOR ME to come down. if there’s a big dude sitting on the steps claiming the food is his, do not believe him. that’s larry. please look him dead in the eye and say “fuck you, larry.” he has successfully hijacked my dinner on two separate occasions and i refuse to let him feast on my dime a third time. protect the bag at all costs. i’ll tip extra.

reylo: rey is larry, ben is absolutely 5B, and the burrito bowl is going to see things it wasn’t designed to see

He is STRUGGLING 🤣

it's running through our veins - Chapter 12 - DhampirsDrinkEspresso - Star Wars Sequel Trilogy [Archive of Our Own] An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

As one cannot give me a picture of Daisy looking gorgeous and a picture of Phillip Altman and expect me NOT to find a way to make it AltFran...

The Edge of Licorice
a short omegaverse reylo and altfran ficlet
archiveofourown.org/works/696159...

(now to make it vampire Fran and werewolf Phillip...)

a cartoon cat wearing goggles is peeking out from behind a wall Alt: a cartoon cat wearing goggles is peeking out from behind a wall and inflicting deep scratches

Ben, who definitely does not want Rey’s teeth in his throat :

Love this by @anniewu.bsky.social ❣️😍 #Reylo #TheLastJedi #StarWars

#Reylo Artists - we want to help share your fantastic art, manips, moodies, needlework, animations, comics & other creations far & wide! Tag it #reyloart & we'll RT!

Thanks to the terrific @moem.bsky.social for letting us feature her this March - please check out her work & follow!

#Reylo
Perhaps, as a mere mortal, he'll never understand the connection linking a vampire and their thrall - but Ben thinks it more than that.

Thinks this feeling might be jealousy.

Because watching Rey sink her teeth-deep-into Hux's throat, the man's head thrown back in bliss, he wants to scream.

Pittsburgh in the spring - it's a view of the river with ice still on it and the city's highrises in the background

When Samira Mohan excises Jack Abbot from her life, she does it with surgical precision - the cut clean, sharp, simple and straight, her hands steady, no hesitation, focused.

It doesn’t mean he heals.

-
'Pittsburgh'
T, COMPLETE, 7K
A Second Chance #Mohabbot AU
archiveofourown.org/works/773458...

⭐ prompt 449 — MORTAL

Ohhhh 👀❤️

Nut busters

SlimerxJaninexEgon +Venkman +Ray

Egon walks in on Janine and Slimer and decides to investigate further.

CW// non con elements, monster fucking

For science!

archiveofourown.org/works/80862926

Kermit wrapped up in a blanket

Down with the flu 🤒 anyone got a hurt/comfort fic rec?

Happy International Women's Day 😌💓

Trans women are women
Happy Women's Day!

Sigh. Me three

Support amp Support amp

last call: i have good job interview on the 24th. i need to get through these weeks somehow. I’m prioritising food for me and my cat, the rest don’t matter at this point.

please feel free to EXPLOIT ME, i really don’t mind, and a RT helps as much :)

ko-fi.com/kyloremusss

I have been pondering this too

💯💯💯

a woman with red hair is holding a white cup of coffee Alt: Rene Russo is holding a white cup of coffee

See also: The Thomas Crown Affair (1999)

a man wearing a blue turtleneck sweater and sunglasses is standing in a crowd . ALT: a man wearing a blue turtleneck sweater and sunglasses is standing in a crowd .

Did I mention the dozen times I’ve seen The Saint (1997)?

(Miss you, Val Kilmer)

On the other side of the one-way glass, Rey paces. The warrant is good for twenty-four hours; her time's almost up.

He'll be released, with him goes her shot at retrieving the stolen art - and claiming her bounty.

Suddenly, her prey looks directly at her.

"Come, Ms. Niima. I'll buy you a coffee."

#Reylo
The lights of this interrogation room are harsh, the air poorly ventilated and yet nothing seems to bother this man.

Idly stretching out his hand to check his manicure, he yawns, stretches like the cat he's rumoured to be.

"Anyone want a coffee? I know the greatest place for cappuccinos."
+

♥️♥️♥️

#ClydePhee5eva

Have you shared your prompts yet? I’m here to bribe you with another beautiful edit by @kyloremus.bsky.social

Prompt-sharing spreadsheet is linked in here:

docs.google.com/document/d/1...

That conversation was INSANE I need you to stop dropping hints you’re not coming back, Robby, because YOU’RE FREAKING ME OUT

a close up of a feather with the words " lemme see " written below it Alt: a close up of The Child with the words " lemme see " written below it

The clock may be messed up but nothing’s going to stop us from writing! Show me your #ReyloSSS!

The way he avoids looking at Jack? I’m so WORRIED

Excellent! Opps, I mean, oh dear. 🤣