Charlotte Squawks

Charlotte Squawks returns for more funny business - SouthPark Magazine Poking fun and packing the house: Charlotte Squawks has been delighting crowds — and occasionally offending the thin-skinned — for 20 years.

Big thanks to Page Leggett and SouthPark Magazine
for the amazing preview/retrospective!!! Show opens NEXT THURSDAY (6/5)!!! DO YOU HAVE YOUR TICKETS YET?!?!?! #20thCensureySquawks

ATTENTION CHARLOTTEANS: The Charlotte Squawks 20 scripts have been printed!!! Please refrain from making any major news between now and June 28. Minor news is encouraged. And bad days. We need a few more bad days.

Damn, Squawkers! We haven't even opened ticket sales to the general public and the first seven nights are already IN THE YELLOW!?!?!?!👀👀👀 I guess we should start writing some songs...

20TH CENSURE-Y SQUAWKS TIX ON SALE NOW THRU THE LINK BELOW!!! Get them before sales open the the general public tomorrow!!! (Show runs June 5-28th at the Booth.)

LINK: shorturl.at/DGsxo

TICKETS ON SALE AT NOON TODAY!!!! (Sorry for the misinformation, we forgot to say we operate on Mountain Time around here...)

CHARLOTTE SQUAWKS IS BACK!!!! "20TH CENSURE-Y SQUAWKS" marks our 20th season and the runs June 5 -28 at the Booth Theater!!! And here's a special PRE-SALE link where you can BUY TICKETS starting at 10 a.m. THIS THURSDAY, APRIL 3!
LINK: shorturl.at/DGsxo pic.x.com/udp0clAOBP

BREAKING: Wind.

We are in Biff's timeline

Look, Elon Musk should not have our SSNs *and* large corporations should not be calling chicken nuggets "nuggs". Both can be true.

A Pulitzer winner quits 'Washington Post' after a cartoon on Bezos is killed Washington Post cartoonist Ann Telnaes resigned after an editor rejected her sketch satirizing tech chiefs, including the Post's owner and Amazon founder Jeff Bezos.

Washington Post cartoonist Ann Telnaes resigned after an editor rejected her sketch satirizing tech chiefs, including the Post's owner and Amazon founder Jeff Bezos.

Unrealistic NFL Commercial Depicts Panthers Fan Watching Game With Friends -The Onion

Unrealistic NFL Commercial Depicts Panthers Fan Watching Game With Friends
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Is that ref ok? Do you think we win if he doesn't get hurt?

I think we would’ve won if that ref hadn’t gotten hurt.

Not sure what statement is being made here. #panthers

Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.

Alice Brock, Restaurant Owner Made Famous by a Song, Dies at 83 Arlo Guthrie’s antiwar staple “Alice’s Restaurant” was inspired by a Thanksgiving Day visit to her diner in western Massachusetts.

Rest in peace Alice. Best. Thanksgiving. Song. Protagonist. Ever.

Wow. WICKED is an incredibly relevant political allegory. Definitely worth checking out.