The Birds The Turtles and The Bees's Avatar

The Birds The Turtles and The Bees

@turtlebee

Going through my bird phase in a big way.

519
Followers
121
Following
14,404
Posts
10.08.2023
Joined
Posts Following

Latest posts by The Birds The Turtles and The Bees @turtlebee

Why is candied macapuno not more popular in the US?

08.03.2026 01:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(And yes, anything that takes 4 seasons of 20+ episodes each to find out why it's fun is... well... a lot to ask of the viewer.)

08.03.2026 00:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's like season 4 or 5 where it switches over. It gets real slow until then.

08.03.2026 00:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image

Flock stronger together.

07.03.2026 22:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Frico quesadilla. Hell yeah.

07.03.2026 21:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Bird wondering if the horrible noise maker is gone yet

Bird wondering if the horrible noise maker is gone yet

The vacuum disliker. ๐Ÿชถ

07.03.2026 20:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Newsom vs Sinema. You gotta choose.

07.03.2026 20:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mixing cardamom, ginger, and cinnamon in my coffee grinds but also making sure my water is a perfect 308ยฐ because I wouldn't want to over extract the beans.

07.03.2026 19:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cooking has a similar level of "I left cracked eggs out for a week, should I eat them?" vs "help! I forgot to refrigerate my cheese for almost 15 minutes, should I just throw it out or do I need to fumigate my kitchen?"

07.03.2026 18:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

To be fair, Wit was interminable, and I love theater.

07.03.2026 17:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If they still have the capability to mine the strait and the government gets decapitated again I'd be worried about a true believer with more power than sense saying fuck it and releasing them.

07.03.2026 05:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Low and slow. Low and sloooooow.

07.03.2026 04:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Better stop eating fowl!

07.03.2026 02:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nah, go to Italy or Greece. Probably Spain too. I ate so much polpo or whatever the Greeks call it I'm gonna get so murdered when the eight legs rise up.

07.03.2026 02:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Octopus cooked right is incredibly tender! Chewy octopus is so gross, but so is super chewy squid.

07.03.2026 02:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also we have bandsaws now, get with the times.

07.03.2026 01:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

White men are confused young men until they are 65 and then they are from an older generation and you can't expect them to understand why it's problematic.

06.03.2026 23:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

These guys were still trying to escape their bucket so no frying for me.

06.03.2026 23:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image

Angry catfish

06.03.2026 22:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

WE'RE GOING TO HAVE WARM WINTERS AND MILD SUMMERS FOR THE REST OF TIME AND YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE TO LIVE WITH A GLORIOUS BOUNTY OF FRUIT.

06.03.2026 20:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What if $5 gas makes the whole country California? What then Massachusetts man? Where's your Dunkin' God now?

06.03.2026 20:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
06.03.2026 19:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No sunscreen, no moisturizer, smokes constantly.

06.03.2026 19:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So what you are saying is the Iran war is a plot to give Trump the big beautiful glorious battleships his little make-a-wish heart desires?

06.03.2026 18:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Like yeah, if pushed I'd probably vote for him over Collins. But I'd be really worried I was just making things worse. Primaries are when you dump people like that!

06.03.2026 17:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There's a small chance he's an ok, but impulsively dumb, guy! But even if it's true do you trust him be able to understand legislation and policy enough to actually do a decent job? What slim shot are you accepting in return for a huge drawback if you are wrong? Is Mills really that terrifying?

06.03.2026 17:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh yeah, dude sucks. But that response meant something to high school me.

06.03.2026 06:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How so?

06.03.2026 06:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
I Wanna Be A Homosexual
I Wanna Be A Homosexual YouTube video by Screeching Weasel - Topic

I give them a lot of credit for do this in '91 when it was still gutsy even for punks. (And calling out The Sloppy Seconds for their bullshit.)

06.03.2026 05:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Even as 50s+ women, the ultra facelifts and fillers taking away any hint of a wrinkle or laugh lines puts them in the uncanny valley. You can't do that to skin!

06.03.2026 05:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0