Paul Grist

Happy Pancake Day! May the batter of the Frying Pan of Goodness feed us all!

Nice to see Ben Kingsley has finally got his own Marvel TV series! How long before gets his own comic?

I can't help but feel that Markies Gang are being set up to take the fall in The Archers. This is Hissing Sid all over again!

Hate to be a snitch, but they really need to be asking Fallon a few more questions!

In case you were at all optimistic about what's going on in the world right now, Donald Trump is now saying the only thing holding him in check is his own morality.

I think I'd rather take my chances with the meteorite

Great. So now we're having to take seriously the possibility that Trump will take Greenland by military force if necessary. Don't we already have enough real problems to deal with, without this kind of distraction?

And we're not even one week into 2026.

I am down to my past bag of chocolate coins! I may have to start eating food.

Well, I've done the research and I'm pretty sure today is either Tuesday or Wednesday. And I think it's still 2025. But it's probably 2026 somewhere.

I know! It's a television classic waiting to be made!

I'd quite like a Death I Paradise spin off series with Don Warrington wandering around the UK solving crimes whilst wearing a raincoat and carrying a suitcase.

At this time of year I like to remember those uplifting words from the old Christmas Song

I'll protect you from the Hooded Claw, keep the Vampires from your door

Merry Christmas to one and all!

According to my Chocolate Advent Calendar it's only one more day to Christmas! 2029!! Yay!

Happy International Men's Day everyone!

I hear that Prince William has been photographed on the set of the TARDIS, which seems to be an unexpected turn for this years Christmas Special

If he's quick he can do a one page comic strip, establishing his claim on the story, so Disney have to buy the big screen rights from him!

I imagine Dawn French and Joanna Lumley are calling their agents right now!

You know the film script is being written now. Helen Mirrem is Sister Bernadette in this smash hit from Disney! Just in time for Christmas 2026!

Mid Summer is here! The murder season is upon us again!

No, sorry, I can't help you with that one!

Today is Free Comic Book Day! It's also World Naked Gardening Day! However you want to celebrate, I hope you enjoy the day. But please remember to dress appropriately.

I haven't been allowed to shop in Forbidden Planet after that unfortunate incident on Free Comic Book Day 2015.

And now, after his uplifting Easter Address to the world, Donald Trump is going to have to say something nice about the Pope.

Hey, have a Good Friday! May all your buns be hot, crossed and lightly spiced!

Donald Trump has been announced to be the healthiest person in the White House by his latest doctor, Doctor Barbabella, who I do hope will be played by Jane Fonda in Trump The Movie

April 5th and I'm already wearing a T shirt? It's not even Easter yet! By the time Summer gets here I'll be wearing nothing but a smile and Sun Factor 50!!

Truth is, I probably won't be getting out much in the Summer.

Okay, things are looking bad right now. We're all in a hand basket heading towards economic Hell. But just think of the award winning comical musicals they'll be writing about this in 100 years time!

It'll all be worthwhile then

I've just washed my car. I'm not even thinking of selling it!!

And now Donald Trump denies he ever said that the President of Ukraine was a dictator. It was less than a week ago.

At least he wasn't in a Harry Potter film!

The radio news reader said that Gene Hackman was famous for playing Lex Luthor in the Superman films, which I think says more about the news reader (or whoever wrote the report) than it does about Gene Hackman

"I love you Sir. I think you're great. I'll kill for you" is a great line. If you're wanting to suggest there may be problems with the speakers mental health.

Not sure I'd use it if I was asked by an interviewer why I'd applied for a job

So, Ukraine is the aggressive dictatorship and Russia is the brave freedom loving democracy that is under attack? Shouldn't you have to do some kind of Political Exam before running for President to show you have a basic grasp of World Politics?