being the Aqualung but for dogs I want to pet at the park and also not the other bad part of being Aqualung. I may need to rethink this premise
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being the Aqualung but for dogs I want to pet at the park and also not the other bad part of being Aqualung. I may need to rethink this premise
at least the weather’s nice
There's a woman named Doreen Virtue who wants to teach you to talk to angels. It's like praying, but it costs $17. @seemoreevil.bsky.social will explain why. 1900hotdog.com/2026/03/nerd...
gotta get one of those extendo claws that sometimes look like a lobster claw or a shark’s head, then you get carry a toy around at all times by calling it a medical device
nightmare that the global Nazi push was better coordinated than it is so win for being awake today?
classic case of RE "Become As Gods" myopia
I used to live right above a street where they'd do drag races at 3 in the morning and you can bet I was yelling angrily at a car that was already 3 blocks away by the time I got the window open
god damn I am depressed
Do it scared. Do it mad. Do it on a boat. Do it with a goat. Just DO the stupid fake horseshit that doesn’t matter so you can do it again tomorrow. 2x in a row = meaning, you DO want meaning, don’t you?
and I don’t say this lightly, BUT: Mercury is in retrograde
Jelly Roll Implores You to Die In Iran
(optimistically) guess I better start training with sticks and stones
Three herbs? Shrug off getting gored with a pickaxe it's fine
juuust a little nondescript antiseptic “medicine” and it’s back online, even works with clothes (spoilers for RE8)
gonna miss Ethan the Magic Lego Parts Man just snap that shit back into place
I like reading other people's reaction to live events, it's like a Dark Souls or something, a mystery to figure out with not nearly enough information to do so
a'elch vatur sniose kual-lagore
skwence tipaldos nonpa tir
seconding, they’re cool people
lot of shipping stuff there too, I think
I will show you, the greatest nightmare!
jeevacation.gmail.com: I habv many chldridn for you too eat or sex or u no ;)
alienreal.palantir.gov: W E H A V E C O M E F O R T H E E A R T H H U M A N Y O U C A L L R I C K S A N C H E Z
when I remember to floss after months
I know it's been done to death but holy shit the Doom 2016 OST is mixed so much better than Doom Eternal's
DIsgusting! I've dug up intel on an Australian terror cell who are amoral, mercenary and ruthless, and worst of all will do it "dirt cheap"
*inhales cigarette for way too long* God? There's a name I haven't heard in a while.
just heard salsa music at the grocery store play what was note for note the opening measure of the Luigi’s Mansion theme, which were it real is exactly how Silent Hill would make its presence known to me
Olympics? I thought it was the Ozempics because of how lean the athletes are and I'm fucking Stupid
I am the Grinch, and I am here to do the Grinch's work.
it's noble, how I want good things for everyone else and not myself. It's making a sacrifice for [????? fill in later] and that is what matters
