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I started an anti-depressant at the same time as starting my first journalism job. I was so poo-brained that I got completely bamboozled by this thing on my desk making a weird noise and just stared at it… turns out my phone was ringing.

(stopped taking that drug)

Reggae album. The Bright Side by Black Stalin.

go crate digging and you just might strike gold

Was peer pressured into seeing on day off in town from bush camp (tree planting). Expected to dislike it but HATED it! There’s a scene where some hipster nerd is wearing a vintage Jurassic Park t-shirt talking about how the original is always better?!? Fuck you!

In Nemesis, Tom Hardy plays a bald weirdo with a silly voice who grew up in a pit and never saw daylight until he was an adult?! Nolan you copycat dingus!!!

Star Trek: Insurrection features an alien race addicted to facelifts, led by the third Bogdanoff brother

opened Twitter for updates on an injured player in my hockey pool... saw this. Learned:
A) Mr Wondeful is under arrest (cool, he sucks and sucked in Marty S)
B) wind corridors are the new view cones

My first attempt at using the Kodak Charmera

Letterboxd screenshot of above numbers

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Dialogue So you like fires? Today I do Well then today's your lucky day because your moms house is on fire too

Final Count. My apologies to legendary labour leader Barry B. Benson.

The Beekeeper
Bee 153
Hive 35
Honey 33
Queen 8
Keeper 55

Bee Movie
Bee 279
Hive 31
Honey 91
Queen 7
Keeper 5

HOWEVER, Jerry "Pop Tart" Seinfeld could never write dialogue like this (Verona's mom died the day before):

🚨🐝New data has put this thesis in question. More scholarship to come

Bee movie screenshot

Search for bee in bee movie script. 130 results

Jason Statham in Beekeper

Search for Bee in Beekeper script. 153 results

🐝🍯👑The Beekeper👑🍯🐝 is the true queen of bee cinema. Want proof?

"bee" count in script:

Bee Movie: 130
The Beekeeper: 153

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I'm just now learning that the Lincoln Lawyer is not Matthew McConaughey?! I guess I've just seen ads with this dime-store McConaughey and also got confused with those dork-ass Lincoln ads he did? Still not watching until the car passes the bar.

This moment from Anvil! The Story of Anvil is so fucking beautiful.

What's more rock-'n-roll than being nakedly, unironically dedicated to your dream and your best friend?

Five, and I'm gonna win the $1M

Direct translation

semble évident = seems evident
Une transaction qui visiblement impliquera = a transaction that would visibly/apparently involve

My French is rusty but I think a better translation would be "...this has more to do with the Canucks as it SEEMS a big name will be traded... that WOULD seemingly/apparently involve one or more players"

The two uses of "obviously" in the auto translate seem a bit too definite

Told of a report today saying a David Jiricek trade is "imminent."

I'm told there is no truth to that statement.

Meanwhile, Penguins GM Kyle Dubas was apparently in Cleveland on Sunday watching the Monsters and he was recently at Nationwide Arena for the PIT-CBJ game.

Stay tuned. Poking around.

Solidarity with SFU support staff!
vancouver.citynews.ca/2023/09/26/s...

Thank you for sharing, Theresa! It seems everyone understands how insulting SFU’s treatment of TAs is except SFU itself.

SFU TAs make the same wage as my kid does at McDonalds. And they are marking his work.

Anthropomorphic pizza slice rocking out on a guitar

Anthropomorphic pizza slice eating itself

The real Barbenheimer

Me with shaggy long hair

Me with fresh short haircut

Returned to the barbershop like a long last pal... But at least I had proof I hadn’t been cheating with another barber.

post in the storm

Street art of deranged pizza slice man eating himself

Really makes you think

hey all! if you follow me on twitter, you know the drill. as more and more people join this platform, i think it would be valuable to gather some demographic info. please repost this if you are a total dipshit, and simply hit the like button if you're only kind of a dipshit. thanks!

Walking home, an older gentleman holding a big pole pointed behind me. In a thick Eastern European accent, he said “I will smash”

Realizing he was pointing at the blackberry bush encroaching on the path, i said “oh hell yeah. Go for it”

Reader, he smashed.

@citizenyan.bsky.social I have honoured you with my first subskeet

Sticker on street pole: 15 minute city is ready

Finally! About time these woke urbanists stopped skeetin’ and tweetin’ and actually did something.