Goth Capo

A graphic that says drive out hunger. It shows what to donate to the food drive on March 6. Items are: shelf stable milk, canned soup, peanut butter, rice, pasta, cereal, fruits and vegetables, fruit and vegetable juice, canned meats, cooking oil, beans, peas.

Axe & Rose will be open for the pre-season match tonight! Legends at 4, merch at 4:30. Last call at 6:15. Merch will open for a bit after the match. Ring toss will be set up in the portico.

Please support the @thornsfc.com food drive! #BAONPDX

I never even got mine last year. Not that I need it but still

My body and spirit are ill-prepared

Fixed our washer with the power of Google right after doing my nails. I feel deep feminine power running through my veins tonight

I was brave and called my mother today. I deserve a treat.

Delay of match because of a kit issue with the ref?? What??

Ew!

Yeah - I checked on mobile and my laptop. It looks like they removed the fully customizable option. Weird

This dude is now head of DHS?

Veep writers would have pitched this and it would have been shut down for being too weird

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

Are you on the Spirit website or NWSL shop?

Tbh this is all much, much dumber than Veep

I don’t think so lmao

a few of my cousins were positive on the BRCA variants so my stomach has been in knots waiting for updates. anyway props to OHSU for doing free screening this last year

hey the world is on fire but my genetic screening for cancer markers all came back negative 🎉

i need to do additional screening because of how many of my family on both sides has died of cancer (literally all of them) but im negative for all the BRCA variants 🎉🎉🎉🎉

We have a preseason match on Friday and I’m already trying to psyche myself up for it

Tbh I’m not entirely sure I’m ready for NWSL to be back this month

Sheehy is a cunt. Gianforte is a cunt. Daines is a cunt.

From the state that brought you a governor that body slammed a journalist for asking a question he didn’t like, here’s a senator breaking the arm of a veteran for saying things he doesn’t like

I hate it here

Tariq is all dressed up for an interview and baby, I’m objectifying this man rn 😍

A small tan/white dog sitting on a small black dog

Hi did you need this today? Well, here you go.

Ok I’m glad I’m not the only one being harassed by LinkedIn to follow him lmao - these emails make my eye twitch

Fuckin yikes.

We’ve been together for over 11 years and he still catches me off guard sometimes lmao

a man with a mustache is making a funny face while looking at the camera . ALT: a man with a mustache is making a funny face while looking at the camera .

Me: oh dang, an ambulance was at the church across the street today

Tariq: oooo did someone get smited??

Me:

A small black dog curled up in blankets

For your timeline needs: this fuckin thing