Seinfeld In Decline

The Scheme

Jerry tries to convince Kramer to help him dig up Newman's grave; Elaine's boyfriend convinces her to invest in crypto.

George screams at a child.

The Coworker

George feels mocked by his Gen Z coworker; Jerry tries to work a new Internet slang word into conversations.

Elaine can't seem to order Pizza; Kramer autotunes his voicemail greeting.

The Career Pivot

Jerry worries that woke culture is stalling his comedy career and returns to his job as an umbrella salesman with Kramer as his assistant; George begins to have feelings for an LLM.

Elaine tries to eat healthier.

The Clipshow

When Jerry receives another Puffy Shirt as a gift, the gang reminisces about previous episodes.

The Breach

George finds his personal information has been compromised in a large data breach; Jerry's girlfriend asks him if he watched the reels she sent him.

Kramer spreads a new 9/11 conspiracy.

The Dick Pic

George goes to an attractive doctor for hemorrhoids; Jerry receives an unsolicited lewd picture via text.

Elaine helps Kramer try to catch an opossum.

The Crush

Elaine mocks George for thinking his Gen Z  coworker has a crush on him., meanwhile Jerry suffers food poisoning from a potato salad.

Kramer gets a longboard to Door Dash on.

The Debt

George hates his Roomba; Jerry and Elaine Venmo each other the same $10 repeatedly.

Kramer tries to buy a gun.

The Accusation

Jerry is accused of sexual harassment and Elaine refuses to defend him; George tries a new SSRI.

Kramer falls for a phishing scheme.

The Comment

While camping with her boyfriend, Elaine is bitten by a bat; Kramer is mistaken for a creep online.

Jerry and George try to track down who left a mean comment on George's Instagram

The Restroom

Jerry and Elaine have to use an all gender restroom at the same time; Kramer holds a seance to try to contact the recently deceased Newman.

George gets a computer virus.

The Apparition

Jerry thinks he sees an apparition of the recently deceased Newman; George and Kramer make a bet on a local election.

Elaine freaks out at the Apple Store

The Setup

George shops for glasses after his botched Lasik but Jerry doesn't like any pair he tries on; Elaine falls for the Geek Squad employee setting up her new router.

Kramer gets maced.

The Manosphere

George gets life tips from an alpha male influencer online; Jerry helps Kramer bury the fursuit.

Elaine and Puddy play Pickleball.

The Fursuit

Kramer acquires a mascot costume and is mistaken for a furry; Jerry thinks a local restaurant is a front for a trafficking ring.

Elaine and George are both bullied by the same Reddit user.

The DM

Puddy DMs Elaine out of nowhere; Jerry and George's Lyft driver thinks they are a couple.

Kramer eats a ghost pepper.

The Visit

Jerry visits Newman's grave; Elaine searches for holistic cold medicine for Kramer.

George can't get his dual monitors to work at the office.

The Assistant

George begins using AI to write his reports at work; Jerry refuses to put his pronouns in an email signature.

Elaine regrets sampling Kramer's kombucha.

The Membership

Elaine can't log into her Spotify account; Kramer convinces Jerry to join a gym membership with him.

George gets Lasik

The Funeral

Kramer attempts to raise his spirits as Jerry's conscience weighs on him after Newman's funeral; Elaine's outfit causes a scene.

George thinks his doctor is insulting him.

The Blocklist

Kramer becomes briefly Instagram famous while Jerry gets blocked on Bluesky; Elaine hates her work-provided keyboard.

George says a slur while playing an online game.

The Pen

Jerry gets an expensive new pen that George becomes jealous of; Kramer shops for a scarf.

Elaine's new boyfriend takes too long in the bathroom.

The Game

Kramer becomes obsessed with Minecraft; Jerry and Elaine watch too many Reels.

George overstates his tech knowledge at work.

The E-Bike

Kramer gets an E-Bike to deliver food on; Jerry is asked to wear a mask after coughing and George gets a dirty look.

Elaine regrets updating her laptop.