i feel for all the legitimate journalists at cnn that are going to lose their jobs and i dont want to downplay that
but this is what happens when you launder fascist bull shit in ways that you know may be destructive but probably not for you personally and also we need maga eyeballs on my show
Michael Bluth reacting to finding a dead dove in a bag in the refrigerator, about to say “I don’t know what I expected”
Schrodinger's Operator (noun): An individual who is simultaneously so badass as to be the only thing standing between you and the slavering hordes of darkness and such a pussy as to die immediately upon being exposed to snowballs or whistles.
Hey remember this
left my headphones at home and had to rawdog 75 minutes at the gym
it is darkly amusing that costco being singularly focused on interested in a) selling a good product b) satisfying the customer and c) making money renders it a unicorn among major consumer-facing firms
democrats should internalize that this is what their colleagues think of them and act accordingly
Frinkiac screenshot of Milhouse yelling at Bart with the caption “‘Invalid! Invalid!’ They’ll all say!”
Trump tonight: we’re going to send SEAL Team Six into Minneapolis to sort things out there
NYT tomorrow: Trump Changes Tone, Lowers Temperature in Historic State of the Union
I cannot imagine the shit they’re shooting him up with to get him through tomorrow night
@erikstrobl.bsky.social
A color portrait of Italian-American character actor Armand Assante, who made a career for himself in the 1980s and 90s playing various mobsters, gangsters, and tough guys. Patrick “Dutch” Dugan has questions about the provenance of this particular clipart. It’s obviously from 1995, a full year before Assante’s breakout role as John Gotti. So how did Corel know that Assante was going to be a worthy subject of clipart, and was the Gambino family involved? Dutch isn’t afraid to dig. If only Dutch were still around today to tell us what he found.
ASSANTE1.BMF
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing people local newspaper reporters are rarified elites instead of ink-stained wretches driving their Honda Civic to a crime scene so you know don’t have to rely on Nextdoor and the police press release.
this Pope fucking rules, man
basically any frozen pizza
I am never going to get over the fact thar so many Americans died that corpses stacked up in nursing homes and hospital morgues, that refrigerator trucks had to be brought in for the overflow, and that the big takeaway from Important Pundits is there should have been *less* mitigation.
it fucking rules
Community meme: I CAN EXCUSE FASCISM. BUTI DRAW THE LINE AT MERCANTILISM.
The Supreme Court:
yes, the wheels of justice are slow. agonizingly, excruciatingly slow. and oftentimes they miss or go off the tracks entirely. in fact most of the time. but occasionally, very infrequently, that big wheel of justice delivers theoretical remuneration for a handful of vested business interests
The Roberts Court has a clear set of guidelines: the president can do anything he pleases, so long as it does not violate the rights of the owning class.
“ain’t I a li’l stinker” ass. he should wear a sailor suit and carry around a giant lollipop
the reason he wants to bomb iran is because its penis to bomb things and vagina to be against bombing things, i know its stupid but it really is that simple
look at my country man, we’re getting out-No Kings’d by the fuckin’ british
Yoon and Prince Andrew wishing they had a friend like John Roberts.
Getting shown up in the arena of elite impunity by *the British monarchy* is an incredible “America at 250!” achievement
Was trying to remember a Will Forte quote from Tim & Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie and accidentally figured out how to make Google’s AI tool shut up
Heat (with Muppets)
that guy looks like a yassified Dewey Crowe
