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“…happy with that?” in his Off Menu one is an all-timer

07.03.2026 20:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I love the fact that pretty much every job I’ve had in my life has been predicated on “traffic”

07.03.2026 17:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Anne Enright - Attention

07.03.2026 17:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Numbers >>>> “story”

07.03.2026 16:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Unreal photo!!

07.03.2026 16:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Prince "The Screams Of Passion" (Version)
Prince "The Screams Of Passion" (Version) YouTube video by Matt Sephton

Praying I can come out of DJ ‘retirement’ this year just to play this

youtu.be/-2HmiSJdCps?...

06.03.2026 22:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nearly bankrupted myself in Leeds the other week when I saw the second hand shop under crash had every single J O’R/Haino/Ambarchi album in

06.03.2026 22:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Big question for a Friday night, but favourite O’Rourke LP?

06.03.2026 22:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Apart from “I used to be sorta blind/now I can sorta see”

06.03.2026 20:50 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So many amazing Bill Callahan lyrics but “skin mags in the brambles/for the first part of my life/I thought women had orange skin” might be my favourite

06.03.2026 20:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Is it mate?

06.03.2026 20:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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“Well, the only words I said today/were ‘beer’ and ‘thank you’”

06.03.2026 20:46 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

If I were ever invited on a gaming podcast I’d be the first person to EVER make the claim that “interesting games are better than good games”

06.03.2026 17:58 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Guess it takes columnist brain to see how abysmal the BBC has been on pretty much everything for years and say "the BBC is great actually"

06.03.2026 14:26 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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All newspaper columnists are wretched beings, obviously, but is there any actual reason as to how and why Polly has been able to churn this sort of crap put for decades on end?

06.03.2026 14:14 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Which Gen Z starlet is going to kickstart a Momus revival?

06.03.2026 12:14 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Slightly tangental but the "lanyard" designation is utterly meaningless analytically. If you're cleaning a public building you'll have to wear a lanyard. Local authority worker in the community? Lanyard. Work in a hospital? You better believe you're wearing a lanyard. School? Lanyard.

06.03.2026 09:11 👍 9 🔁 3 💬 4 📌 0

Timothee Chalamet, you will regret your decision to claim that going to the opera isn't a particularly popular pastime, mark my words!

06.03.2026 09:46 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

‘Why is it important for wars to have clear aims?’ Amol Rajan asks guest talking about war in Iran

When did Today become this demotic?

06.03.2026 07:52 👍 179 🔁 28 💬 18 📌 8

Would love to know why Will and Bill are addicted to awful awful album covers

05.03.2026 19:27 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

They were going to give him as much money in the world as he wanted to build his perfect sound system. And we were going to do a night at Tresor and give out free cigs.

05.03.2026 18:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I did also manage to put a Smirnoff-paid-for free party headlined by Mala (with me supporting) that only…six people turned up to

05.03.2026 18:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m sure NDA is still active but fuck it: in my old life I nearly pulled off throwing a party with Mark Ernestus “presented” by Marlboro for branded content lol

05.03.2026 18:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Hahaahahahahah Fucksake, it’s even better now I know this

05.03.2026 18:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thinking about it, have there been any other Vice/Buzzfeed adjacent novels than the (quite crap) Oyler one? Not novels “about the experience of living life online” but specifically about working in that world. Not saying it’s a topic that deserves novelisation obviously.

05.03.2026 18:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Name and shame ffs

05.03.2026 18:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Also surprised that no one’s published a novel about working in the mid-late-10s content mines called Branded Content yet

05.03.2026 18:12 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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When the world’s been wiped out one thing will remain: pointless branded content that absolutely no one cares about

05.03.2026 18:11 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I am allegedly banned from every nightclub in the UK for writing a piece about noticing a lot of older blokes in the crowd at a DJ Harvey set

05.03.2026 14:32 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Patrick Keiller- The View from the Train

05.03.2026 09:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0