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Retired computer networking nerd. Amateur photographer. Conservative Jew.

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Crenshaw: resign tonight and fuck all those guys over.

04.03.2026 03:16 πŸ‘ 460 πŸ” 41 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 2

Lol

25.11.2025 02:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There are no words for how evil this is

07.11.2025 01:36 πŸ‘ 10624 πŸ” 3750 πŸ’¬ 80 πŸ“Œ 289

@neorsd.org when will you do your big article about what The Dinner Party episode of the office can teach us about flood damage?

www.tumblr.com/someofficest...

19.11.2025 01:29 πŸ‘ 56 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
a variation on the popular all modern digital infrastructure meme. a big stack of pieces is very unstably balanced on top of four small pieces. everything would fall down if just one of the pieces is moved even a tiny bit. the pieces are labelled "cloudflare", "Amazon us-east-2", "some Azure zone or another", and "and open source project you hadn't even heard about".

a text to the side says "with apologies to Randall Munroe and countless other people"

a variation on the popular all modern digital infrastructure meme. a big stack of pieces is very unstably balanced on top of four small pieces. everything would fall down if just one of the pieces is moved even a tiny bit. the pieces are labelled "cloudflare", "Amazon us-east-2", "some Azure zone or another", and "and open source project you hadn't even heard about". a text to the side says "with apologies to Randall Munroe and countless other people"

just in case nobody has done it before

18.11.2025 16:50 πŸ‘ 107 πŸ” 33 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

maybe they weren’t up on the latest specs

18.11.2025 02:06 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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Hey Megyn Kelly,

14-year-old Eloise would like a word:

β€œIf my voice makes you uncomfortable, good…
because the minute adults start defending predators by defending the age of a child, you’re not protecting the truth, you’re protecting the predator.”

Sound up! πŸ”₯πŸ”Š

1/2

15.11.2025 13:17 πŸ‘ 19953 πŸ” 7671 πŸ’¬ 618 πŸ“Œ 740
A PENGUIN
WITH THE WORDS:
HAVE YOU HEARD
THE FABLE OF THE
POLITICAL PARTY
THAT FLEW TOO
CLOSE TO A
PEDOPHILE?

A PENGUIN WITH THE WORDS: HAVE YOU HEARD THE FABLE OF THE POLITICAL PARTY THAT FLEW TOO CLOSE TO A PEDOPHILE?

13.11.2025 01:10 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

bring back maligning racism as the mark of a stupid person. prejudice is the mark of an idiot. if you believe that shit i bet you also don’t wipe your ass

07.11.2025 20:55 πŸ‘ 6879 πŸ” 1056 πŸ’¬ 40 πŸ“Œ 42

When your "I'm not antisemitic, it's just that ..." defense is "if we push back too hard on antisemitism I might have to eat dinner with some Jews and that would contradict my faith" ...

You're not beating the rap guys

06.11.2025 13:24 πŸ‘ 1340 πŸ” 224 πŸ’¬ 64 πŸ“Œ 11

Mazel Tov!!!

06.11.2025 02:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"you don't need to want to work in government… in fact it's better if you don't. because you aren't gonna."

this is amazing

run to lose

06.11.2025 00:53 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

WTF I looked at the video online and it makes no sense In a halloween parade. Just appalling.

05.11.2025 21:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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'Offensive' Holocaust imagery on Catholic school's Halloween float condemned by bishop The float included a replica of the Auschwitz concentration camp gate, Bishop Timothy C. Senior of Harrisburg said in an apology.

Apparently the gate was added AFTER the school approved the design for the float, which is interesting; either they thought it wasn’t a big enough deal to seek approval for the change or they knew it was in poor taste and thusly omitted it in the proposal

05.11.2025 21:07 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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β€˜I have papers’: Child care worker detained by ICE officers inside a Chicago day care Raids inside day cares had been off limits until this year, when, on his first day in office, President Donald Trump removed that protection.

Raids inside day cares had been off limits until this year, when, on his first day in office, President Donald Trump removed that protection.

The arrest reportedly took place in front of children.
19thnews.org/2025/11/chil...

05.11.2025 17:04 πŸ‘ 601 πŸ” 305 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 47
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Updates Key Races N.Y.C. Mayor

Va. Gov.
County
Margin

Shift from 2024 pres.
T Votes
Loudoun

Spanberger +29
* 12 pts.
164,366
Prince William

Spanberger +34
Γ— 16 pts.
161,419
Portsmouth

Spanberger +47
* 8.1 pts.
29,956
Washington

Earle-Sears +49
* 4.5 pts.
20,927
Louisa

Earle-Sears +20
* 6.5 pts.
18,719
Orange

Earle-Sears +15
* 9.3 pts.
17,127
Powhatan

Earle-Sears +40
* 4.4 pts.
16,957
Pulaski

Earle-Sears +38
* 7.1 pts.
12,466
Dinwiddie

Earle-Sears +17
~ 6.3 pts.
11,974
Harrisonburg

Spanberger +41
Γ— 15 pts.
11,753
Manassas

Spanberger +30
* 16 pts.
11,514
Carroll

Earle-Sears +57
~ 6.1 pts.
11,277
Wise

Earle-Sears +59
~ 4.6 pts.
10,962
Fairfax City

Spanberger +45
* 11 pts.
10,232
Fredericksburg

Spanberger +43
* 11 pts.
10,191
Salem

Earle-Sears +12
6.9 pts.
9,374
King William

Earle-Sears +34
* 7.1 pts.
8,999
Russell

Earle-Sears +63
* 4.9 pts.
8,860

2 0 2 5 Updates Key Races N.Y.C. Mayor Va. Gov. County Margin Shift from 2024 pres. T Votes Loudoun Spanberger +29 * 12 pts. 164,366 Prince William Spanberger +34 Γ— 16 pts. 161,419 Portsmouth Spanberger +47 * 8.1 pts. 29,956 Washington Earle-Sears +49 * 4.5 pts. 20,927 Louisa Earle-Sears +20 * 6.5 pts. 18,719 Orange Earle-Sears +15 * 9.3 pts. 17,127 Powhatan Earle-Sears +40 * 4.4 pts. 16,957 Pulaski Earle-Sears +38 * 7.1 pts. 12,466 Dinwiddie Earle-Sears +17 ~ 6.3 pts. 11,974 Harrisonburg Spanberger +41 Γ— 15 pts. 11,753 Manassas Spanberger +30 * 16 pts. 11,514 Carroll Earle-Sears +57 ~ 6.1 pts. 11,277 Wise Earle-Sears +59 ~ 4.6 pts. 10,962 Fairfax City Spanberger +45 * 11 pts. 10,232 Fredericksburg Spanberger +43 * 11 pts. 10,191 Salem Earle-Sears +12 6.9 pts. 9,374 King William Earle-Sears +34 * 7.1 pts. 8,999 Russell Earle-Sears +63 * 4.9 pts. 8,860

Every single county in Virginia shifted Blue.

05.11.2025 01:35 πŸ‘ 8073 πŸ” 2246 πŸ’¬ 151 πŸ“Œ 422

this is the most successful a CIA officer has been at toppling a government in years.

05.11.2025 01:13 πŸ‘ 7592 πŸ” 1197 πŸ’¬ 63 πŸ“Œ 81

My future wife and I saw Shoot the moon, the single most depressing movie I’ve ever seen: we survived lol

22.06.2025 23:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I do not want AI in Slack. I do not want AI in Google. I do not want AI on Facebook. I do not want AI in documents or spreadsheets. I do not want AI in Adobe Acrobat. I do not want AI in Zoom. I do not want AI on news sites. I do not want AI in the patient portal for my doctor's office. I do not wan

17.06.2025 21:16 πŸ‘ 2649 πŸ” 813 πŸ’¬ 49 πŸ“Œ 64
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No kings Palo Alto ca

14.06.2025 22:57 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

shoutout to Sean O'Brien on this one

29.04.2025 15:10 πŸ‘ 1839 πŸ” 497 πŸ’¬ 46 πŸ“Œ 26
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TELSEY begins tracking price increases over the past week. Some highlights:

* Abercrombie jeans: up 33%

* Amazon Echo: up 38.5%

* Target / Barbie doll: up 42.9%

29.04.2025 11:08 πŸ‘ 8037 πŸ” 3967 πŸ’¬ 411 πŸ“Œ 417

hats off to @bagleycartoons.bsky.social

25.04.2025 18:55 πŸ‘ 501 πŸ” 140 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 8
"Bill Maher Thinks Larry David’s Harsh Jokes About Him Are β€œKind of Insulting to 6 Million Dead Jews”
The Real Time host has responded to David’s op-ed likening Maher’s recent dinner with Donald Trump to a meal involving a fictional individual who willingly dines with Hitler."

"Bill Maher Thinks Larry David’s Harsh Jokes About Him Are β€œKind of Insulting to 6 Million Dead Jews” The Real Time host has responded to David’s op-ed likening Maher’s recent dinner with Donald Trump to a meal involving a fictional individual who willingly dines with Hitler."

A non-Jewish comedian is telling a Jewish comedian that he is being insulting to Jews, which is pretty much the logical endpoint of the way we talk about antisemitism in the US.

25.04.2025 18:24 πŸ‘ 2565 πŸ” 453 πŸ’¬ 63 πŸ“Œ 57
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URGENT: This is not a crime

A judge has the authority in her courthouse to excuse a defendant for God's sake

Trump tried this in 1st term & he was thrown out of court πŸ‘‰ www.courtlistener.com/docket/14997...

PS the violation here was Patel's tweet & that's why he deleted. I'll be filing complaint

25.04.2025 15:45 πŸ‘ 7063 πŸ” 2372 πŸ’¬ 271 πŸ“Œ 125
FBI Director Kash Patel v
Follow
@FBIDirectorKash
Just NOW, the FBI arrested Judge Hannah Dugan out of Milwaukee, Wisconsin on charges of obstruction β€” after evidence of Judge Dugan obstructing an immigration arrest operation last week.
We believe Judge Dugan intentionally
misdirected federal agents away from the subject to be arrested in her courthouse, Eduardo Flores Ruiz, allowing the subject β€” an illegal alien β€” to evade arrest.
Thankfully our agents chased down the perp on foot and he's been in custody since, but the Judge's obstruction created increased danger to the public.
We will have more to share soon. Excellent work @FBIMilwaukee.

FBI Director Kash Patel v Follow @FBIDirectorKash Just NOW, the FBI arrested Judge Hannah Dugan out of Milwaukee, Wisconsin on charges of obstruction β€” after evidence of Judge Dugan obstructing an immigration arrest operation last week. We believe Judge Dugan intentionally misdirected federal agents away from the subject to be arrested in her courthouse, Eduardo Flores Ruiz, allowing the subject β€” an illegal alien β€” to evade arrest. Thankfully our agents chased down the perp on foot and he's been in custody since, but the Judge's obstruction created increased danger to the public. We will have more to share soon. Excellent work @FBIMilwaukee.

Through all his troubles, neither the DOJ/FBI nor any state authorities ever subjected Donald Trump to arrest, preferring in every case to proceed by indictment and voluntary surrender. It’s notable that a sitting judge and pillar of the Milwaukee community was not extended the same courtesy.

25.04.2025 14:51 πŸ‘ 7805 πŸ” 2301 πŸ’¬ 225 πŸ“Œ 123

Regardless of how one feels about the Catholic Church or about Pope Francis, now is a time to come together to claim that JD Vance killed him

21.04.2025 13:40 πŸ‘ 11993 πŸ” 3300 πŸ’¬ 133 πŸ“Œ 102

For those unfamiliar with the trucking industry: 80 blank sailings means, give or take, about 1,000,000 cargo containers that had been scheduled and booked for delivery which just disappeared.

18.04.2025 01:53 πŸ‘ 3216 πŸ” 1126 πŸ’¬ 83 πŸ“Œ 128