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cedar. 27. attention addict. he/him. bunny dad. sometimes ASMR. mortal enemies with the marlboro man. i post a lot.

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Latest posts by cedar longpenis @guypussy

i think i deserve a subaru baja

06.03.2026 23:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i love being on the computer

06.03.2026 23:25 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

read this as like turning your ears off and powering them down and got really confused

06.03.2026 23:13 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

WE HAVE TO COOK

06.03.2026 23:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

IM SOLD

06.03.2026 23:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

thank you. you’re so right

06.03.2026 23:05 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

trueeeee

06.03.2026 23:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

🀯🀯🀯🀯🀯

06.03.2026 23:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

SCARED

06.03.2026 23:01 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

one of my friends is shaving my head tonight

06.03.2026 22:54 πŸ‘ 40 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

YESSSSS

06.03.2026 22:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

sorry to inform everyone but i’m going to get double rat tails when i shave my head

06.03.2026 22:13 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

oh shit!!!!! thank you this is very helpful!!!

06.03.2026 22:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

hey siri. open pinterest. google search β€œrat tail for men” pinterest

06.03.2026 22:09 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

am i hot enough to pull off rat tails …….. πŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆ

06.03.2026 22:08 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

guys what if i shave my head for top surgery and im so ugly i die

06.03.2026 22:08 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i need to figure out how to take a professional headshot of myself for work >.>

06.03.2026 22:05 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

omw!!!! give me uhhhh 31 hours

06.03.2026 22:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

sound like u need a man who’s okay with getting a little wet πŸ’ͺ

06.03.2026 21:53 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

😳 NOTED

06.03.2026 18:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

quite literally

06.03.2026 18:35 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

IM SOOO BORED !!!!!

06.03.2026 18:35 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

i should go drive somewhere

06.03.2026 18:34 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I HATE BEING UNEMPLOYED

06.03.2026 18:34 πŸ‘ 42 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

DO NOT LOOK AT THINGS FROM THE PAST !!!!

06.03.2026 18:29 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

i gave myself extremely bad brain on accident

06.03.2026 18:24 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

🀯

06.03.2026 17:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

no…….. please …….. i’m not a monster ……..

06.03.2026 17:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

im not rly an expert i just have good reviews but idk if theyre biased or not

06.03.2026 17:35 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Strap Expert has Logged On

06.03.2026 17:34 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0