honey b. luffy, the heavy legged ✨

I need to be up in a couple hours so let me try round two of sleep

There should be an off button for this omg

Typos just be pissing me off 😒

*one in

I even keep on one my car and I travel with one. Insane.

I have an absurd number of those super soft blankets. I’m not ashamed. But I should be. 😂

I like when the tl isn’t chaotic sometimes.

*need actually

I wanna be rubbed on and smothered in kisses

I’m affirming your truth while encouraging you to be completely honest. The womenfolk are always right. Seems as though we’re on the same page now 🤭

Lmao! Enjoy your night!

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But if we’re running (hypothetically because if it involves running, it doesn’t involve me 😭) fast enough to counter earth’s rotation, wouldn’t it be fast enough to continue running over water? Or is the issue having to adjust to the difference between solid ground and liquid?

Of course you can! Embellishing is where I draw the line tho.

Our brands of humor have to overlap at some point. I’ll nevveeerrrr deal with someone I can’t genuinely enjoy myself with.

If we can’t laugh together what even is the point??!?

Aight, let’s not get carried away or anything 🙄

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Ahhhh, I see. Tell me more.

It’s okay to sleep ya know? 😂

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Being awake when I should be asleep apparently 🙂

I was good and knocked out omg 😭

If you don't light up seeing a text, call, etc. from me, leave me tf alone.

I need you to be FEELING something for me, not FILLING time with me.

Everyone suddenly gets it 😌✨

It would seem as though you do have a bit of sense 🤝🏾

Aight. Everybody except my baby @whoevenisjah.bsky.social need to gone go to sleep nie!

Aht! Take ya ass to bed!

And y’all nosey asses are why I can’t say it 😭

I HAVE THINGS I NEED TO SAY

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No idea who I’m forgetting lmao

Okay, I got Houston & Atlanta on my list for this summer. I feel like I’m forgetting at least one other place.