A black kitten with the caption, "dis me sleeping, mi mi mi mi."
if you're being mean to me, this is who you're being mean to, if you care
06.03.2026 17:19
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A black kitten with the caption, "dis me sleeping, mi mi mi mi."
if you're being mean to me, this is who you're being mean to, if you care
*posted on behalf of my formerly very online bestie
Vapor eyes vaporize vape lies
comic of the first fish attempting to walk on land but someone has scared it away with a stick Text: if you had a time machine what would you go back and fix?
The only "throw it back" i care about is traveling through time to find this motherfucker so it can be thrown back into the fucking water
The season is coming
The Good, The Bad, and The Scrunkly
Idea for band name: collective crash out
Talking with HR lady, noticed she had changed the office radio from classic rock station to a pop station. She said it was do to the lack of rotation, couldn’t take hearing Cherry Pie daily. I told her that was unwarranted, so I got kicked out her cube.
Submission by @manlyman.bsky.social
Guy in a car speaking into a recording device: my man, I think I’m trapped in a social construct that has been deconstructed
Logging on, gm
He says, "Boy what you going to do
With your heart in two?"
"Boy what you going to do
With your heart in two?"
...
Half, I'm going to use
To pay this band
Half, I'm saving
'Cause I'm going to owe them
Time for the annual rewatch of The Critic
Still from the television show Sealab 2021 showing The The Bizarro version of Quinn hatching from his egg
When you're being mean to me this is who you are being mean to
Developing a derivative of the Rorschach test that revolves around psychoanalysis of responses to core memes
A crow says "I just want to"
"Focus" Crow is now very detailed and crouching down
Whimsy, not from zeal for life but from acceptance of existential dread
one of those other lyrics which lives rent free in my head:
Some things are over
Some things go on
Part of me you carry
Part of me is gone
Depiction of a trolley with text: my other car is a trolley and boy do I got problems
Logging on GM
Pic of a kitten in front of a laptop w/ text: I remain ambivalent about my puter. It contains multitudes: friends, enemies, love, hate, to reduce it to one or the other is an exercise in foolishness
Logging on, gm
Pic of morning sky w/ clouds, some trees, a business in the background
Pic of morning sky w/ clouds, some trees
Screencap from Seinfeld of Jerry n George walking w/ dialogue: this is the kind of day that almost makes you feel good to be alive
Pair of anime screenshots of an exasperated person w/ caption: why is being alive so expensive? I’m not even having a good time
Logging on, gm
she organize my 5.25" floppy until I boot
Scrunkly looking Garfield with text: the disassociation is so bad today Jon
Logging on, gm
Nancy 2/22/26… 🪱WOIMS🪱
No Man's Sky screenshot of astronaut bro standing by a mineral deposit on the ground called 'sukucite' that looks suspiciously like a sphincter
Oh, oh i see.
No Man's Sky screenshot of astronaut bro looking out a window at a creature by a ship
I like to watch
Domino meme where the first is “me, writing a bit cookbook of slop recipes,” the final domino is “America’s Test Kitchen doing a focus on slop meals”
SLOP SLOP SLOP
Bitch, I might be (theory crafting)
Getting kicked out of the mathematics class for arguing that area man implies the existence of volume man