Gen Xers are crazy, real conversation overheard at work
A: you ever go into those massage chairs at the mall?
B: yeah but they’re a little rough
A: yeah that’s the way I like it hahaaaa I’m in there like AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAa people walking by looking at me like I’m a weirdo
literally is making me more nauseous than the cardiac arrest with GI bleed I worked yesterday
tonight’s work partner literally chain smokes cigars the smell is doing a number on my sanity
Pro israel coworker called herself a leftist, more at 3
Did you guys know that half the women on raya work in medical device sales and live in NYC
huh, according to the Chinese it’s the year of my ex
like dead serious
I think fb is imploding cause I just got a video ad of a woman uncensoredly fingerbanging herself til she squirted
“free speech app” but I can’t tell a rapist to kill themselves
can someone point me in the direction of the boobies and butts accounts. I’ve had two 13% beers and they are hittin
“Do you hate me” but at my dog
my biggest ick? failing to close the parentheses
I can tell the last of my loverboy tendencies haven’t been totally snuffed out because I still wish I had someone to buy flowers for when I go to the grocery store
just got diagnosed with psoriasis who want me
bowling so underrated like yeah I wanna whip this heavy ass ball and knock stuff down tbh
my job on the commune would be rebound fuck
boobs are unfortunately pivotal to my mental health
remembered how easy fish is to season and cook today, and salad kits are $3.50 at acme. connecting a lot of dots, leveling up, etc
a local artist that a friend put me on to lol they literally have like 400 monthly listeners
exactly
saying you want a “friends to lovers romance” on a dating app makes me think you don’t know how a “friends to lovers romance” works
This app has a huge bot problem
I would much rather walk to checkout with an armful of groceries instead of using a cart. give me my baskets back
matched with the artist of my 6th most listened Spotify song on Raya but she hasn’t messaged me back should I kill myself
Incredible what the media can accomplish when it engages in responsible journalism
I’ve been hallucinating the “key in ignition and door open” sound for six hours
if you get faster than 99% of CEOs in every LinkedIn puzzle game they should give you the name and address of 1 CEO
giving my dog a bath bc he’s itchy and I love him
I’m gonna call it right now, the next person I fall in love with is not going to be looking for a relationship
