Dantastic

y'all know that Planet Hutt inevitably leads to World War Hutt

My son plays his keyboard every day so I'll have him listen to this.

I want to do one with that Street Fighter 2 screenshot but I haven't thought of a funny enough one yet. Something about Blanka shitting himself, probably.

Last night, I was getting my son ready for bed.
"I hope I have a dream like last night," he said.
"What did you dream last night?" I asked.
"About a tower two miles high," he said, "with a piano in every room."

My state may be backward and theocratic but... what was the third thing you said?

Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me!

#simpsons

Last one. I should get some actual work done.

There's a screenshot of the Metroid ending but I haven't figured out what to do with it yet.

But that debate…

They want to make comic media but strip all the fun comic stuff out of it.

He just said "Can't I skip school?"

Before cell phones you could just leave someone a note on the kitchen counter and never see them again

The worst is when you mistake one for a chocolate chip in a cookie or muffin.

My son woke up thinking today was Saturday and is furious now.

Markwayne Mullin is such a "dies in shootout with Raylan Givens" ass name

This month’s Patreon print will be this piece! If you’d like it as an A5 print check out the latest post! And keep dreamin’ the dream!

Oh yeah!

Our grocery store deli does pork burgers two Wednesdays a month and it's an event for me to go have one at lunch

"fish" and fish are completely different things.

It's a good tartar sauce delivery system. Otherwise, pretty bland.

It's not like market speculation ever caused the comic industry harm...

Have you read Cosmo the Merry Martian's return in Archie & Friends: Space Adventures yet? store.archiecomics.com/products/arc...

You can still get some of The Spirit Archives DC put out for 15-20 bucks.

Baby hamming it up in a high chair.

OTD in 2020 - it appears my son was always a ham.

dude that's a facehugger. put it back and nuke the site from orbit just to be sure.

Locas by Jaime Hernandez

Love and Rockets print signed by Xaime

Mail call! My reading is sorted for a while.

I've been hired to write ABSOLUTE SWING WITH SCOOTER! Wait till you see how I work Binky into the story. It'll be, like, far out!