danny

or bots on the ground (still not much clearer)

alright, you've convinced me

1 like and I'll play slay the spire

"hacking your 3ds is actually really easy to do"

broken clock is right twice a day type shit

(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa) BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history. REGINALD: Wow! What's it do? BEARTATO: It... what? REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do? (Beartato thinks.) BEARTATO: I don't know. REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do? EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this! (The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet) MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk! (Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)

True Art

SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26

NO - 41%
YES - 38%
UNSURE - 21%

baby yoda, mike, shrek, kermit meme

there's a really cool way to get it for free, check it out!

ever heard of hungry hippos? this is like an evil version of that

apparently you can just do that-

I have an idea

I get what you're saying btw it's just annoying that it's this vicious cycle of get them out and they get more in somewhere else

have we considered just... finding a guy who isn't bad? not like anyone will agree with everything right, but finding 5 guys who are diehards against war isn't exactly that hard.

don't forget to send them back a signed copy of minecraft

you're not gonna believe this...

@anonburning.bsky.social stole your cat?!

A comic drawn digitally with two panels. First panel has one black cat on the left asking a white cat on the right "so what do you do for a living?" Second panel the white cat answered with a silly face "My best?"

don't we all

#art #cuteart #comic #cat

Ear doctor: Don’t use Q-Tips
Me already imagining putting a screw driver I found in the driveway in my ear when I get home: I womt

finished my style reference for miis, should have miitopia streams up again soon. hopefully a full run, finally

so, is he... preaching against his point? he realizes which side of that statement he's on, right?

there's a billion things I could say but I'll leave it at: still not enough if they can still afford to bribe our government

men be normal towards women challenge (literally impossible)

a lot of people inspire me to be nothing like them

please, this isn't my first rodeo (this is my first rodeo, please help me please please please I just wanted to sound nonchalant)

in desperate need of that saint motel jacket

leave an insult on the ground and the owner will come pick it up

not enough kickflip videos online

stop mentioning the UN
seriously, don't report on it. don't even acknowledge it. if you talk to me about the UN I don't know what that is and I don't know you.
tired of this false unity.

what is this? a tax for ants? let's get those numbers up

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…