CONSERVATIVES: gender-affirming care is toxic and destructive to society
ALSO CONSERVATIVES: the first 100 incels to call now will receive a free sample of men’s concealer and chin defining makeup with their purchase of Viagra
nobody tell Noem let's see how long we can keep this going
What beer pairs best with Keppra?
my kids dolls in order of baby with stitches on face and headless man with fem and your body rules written on it and 2 punk barbies
its nice she still plays with her dolls
If you think Jim Carrey was cloned because he got a new face, then there’s gotta be a whole warehouse full of Joan Rivers
What the food in the fridge sees when you come in drunk looking for a midnight snack.
Only the worst people on earth are succeeding right now, so if you feel like a loser you’re probably doing the right thing ✨✨✨✨
What’s the first sine of madness.
Introducing myself: “Hi! I’m terrified.”
God bless this man 💖
William Hurt as a monkey man in the film altered states. Does this count as a spoiler?
Wtf is happening here?
Ok, I’m at the scene in Altered States where William Hurt turns into an ape man and I need to know what hallucinogens Paddy Chayefsky was on.
How hard I pronounce the “F” when I say “FUCK META”
Orange peel man carrying peeled orange
Outer self carrying its inner burden
*playing operation with my kids*
“If he dies, he dies.”
People have actually been throwing dildos at ICE in Minnesota
The Great Dildo Rebellion is here.
We should be refunded the past ten years. I want to speak to the manager.
Universe A: “It’s the Bearenstein bears!”
Universe B: “It’s the Berenstain Bears!”
Me, unsure what fucking timeline I’m in: “It’s win Bear N. Stein’s Money!”
Can someone check in on the “2026 is gonna be my year” people and make sure they’re ok?
Oh god! it’s like an organ transplant/parasite/sex pest!!! This I really didn’t need after a full day of reading about the Epstein files 😭🤮😵
Watching an evening movie to relax (Shivers was a bad choice).
poking the void with a stick to test the waters
1 - pic of rfk jr in a hearing and he looks surprised and says 'how am i a threat' 2 - Sen. Raphael Warnock 'sec. kennedy, for the first time, we're seeing deaths from children from measles. we haven't seen that in two decades.' 3 - he continues 'you are a hazard to the health of the american people.'
Damn straight he is
oh you dream of a better world being possible?
you fuckin shithead
you baby brained simpleton
you stupid pile of idiot delusions
Omar implied that they execute pedophiles in Somalia
It’s the RNC research that did lie/stretch about executing the Racist Tangerine Tyrant Pig. Considering there are a whole bunch of pedophiles in this regime, the RNC became oddly specific. 👀
Cover of Barack Obama’s book, “the audacity of hope” with the title “the audacity of this bitch.”
Me every time I think about Pam Bondi
Trust no one, and keep your potatoes dry.
socrates: the unexamined life is not worth living
me, examining life: well this sucks
