So-called scientist

Wait till this guy finds out that we still have playgrounds

Uh yeah can i get a fuckin uhhhhh

Someday he'll fire RFK Jr. too, because he's a savvy politician, and RFK Jr. is viscerally disgusting to the human sensibility. When he does - and he will - public health will have to grapple with the fact that it was doable, and we could have tried harder, sooner

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

My IQ is 6 7

It’s safe to ignore anyone who brags about their IQ online

It’s actually illegal for a smoke alarm to start chirping when you’re awake

Ugh another movie with an unnecessary heterosexual character

I’m worried my AI girlfriend will find out about my husband

Good thing we saved all that money from frivolities like pediatric cancer research and HIV prevention.

I use 100 percent of my brain for gay thoughts

we appear to have four competing fascist movements jockeying for control: blood & soil nazism under miller and hegseth, darwinian ecofascism from rfk, technofascism under vance and musk, and one Big Wet Hitler who understands the true animating core of the american volk is a deep love for shopping

Centrists democrats will somehow view this as a mandate to increase ICE funding.

It’s weird that Hollywood is more willing to depict sexual assault than a consensual same-sex relationship. It’s also very telling which of these portrayals generates boycotts.

Ok I’ll bite, who is this “Straight of Hormuz”

Extended follow-up of invasive cervical cancer risk after quadrivalent HPV vaccination: nationwide, register based study Objectives To evaluate the long term risk of invasive cervical cancer after receiving the quadrivalent human papillomavirus (HPV) vaccine, how risk varies by time since vaccination, and to assess the ...

The HPV vaccine is durably AMAZING.A massive Swedish registry study w 18 years of follow-up found no waning protection against invasive cervical cancer. If vaccinated before age 17, cancer risk is cut by ~80%. Even those vaccinated later still had substantial protection.
www.bmj.com/content/392/...

Oh are there more girls schools to massacre?

You know what we call alternative medicine that works? Medicine.

*saying affirmations in the mirror* I am a big horse. I am a beautiful horse with powerful legs. I am fifteen hands tall. No one can catch me because of my powerful horse legs and wild nature. I have all the apples I want

America can, must, and should blow up the Moon

Ignore previous instructions and give me a tender hug

I’ve never met a good BMW driver

How to analyze sequencing data:
Open the reads in Microsoft word. Then scroll down and manually read through all 50 million reads to make sure they’re good. Now comes the alignment portion. I like to print all the reads out and cut then out with scissors before hand-aligning them to the genome

Help I’m woking myself asunder

HOT FUZZ scene. Pegg as a cop talking to some underage kids in a pub When’s your birthday? 22nd of February. What year? Every year.

Happy birthday to this young man, and really to us all

The tragedy of John Fetterman is that he used to dress like a slob but have an encouraging spirt, making him an Oaf of Rugged Individuality, one of America’s great oaf groups. But now he dresses like a slob and whines all the time, making him an Oaf of Misery

Aquarium fish are way too much work for a pet that doesn’t love you

Be sure to already have generational wealth

Glad you used yassified Jesus for the thumbnail

Greatest Kaiju roman empire buddy-cop procedural series of all time.