Klarion The Bitch-Boy

Divorce this man! Get all up on Pierce Brosnan! Live your best life diva!!

Laid up in bed watching MRS DOUBTFIRE for the first time in years and yeah I’m on Team Sally Field here holy SHIT what a nightmare

Fuck em pretzel bun supremacy

Runs in the family I guess

something I designed got made correctly for once!!

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lmao this just now posted??

thooNAWmeeee

Are you fucking kidding me

In genuine wonderment at how someone can post so many words and yet none of them are even remotely interesting

Luna, god bless her, really tries with the “I am going to snuggle up and purr on you because you don’t feel well”- thing but she doesn’t have the attention span to commit to doing it for more than a couple minutes at a time

Skill issue

Moral support! He’s a keeper!

Jesus how can people stand doing NyQuil recreationally

It might be the fact that I’m sick but wow everything is stupid and pissing me off

“I’m going to do what your parents should have done 30 years ago and pull out”

MJF’s asshole devouring his tiny little man panties again I see

I’m not really my biggest fan either Jimothy

DoorDash was offering them free with a $15+ purchase yesterday and I ended up getting it and a frozen Coke when I ordered lunch for dad and it was somehow slathered in sauce and yet probably still the driest fucking burger I’ve ever had?

“WHITE-ASS WALLY??”

“Hello, I’m Eugene Levy.”

I C O N

Honestly I don’t blame Alan Cumming for trying to kill these people

I T I S T I M E

Doesn’t really say “safari” to me.

“Shopped at the army surplus store c. 2007”, sure but not “safari”

These LCD Soundsystem album covers are getting ridiculous