This made me laugh.
06.03.2026 23:16
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This made me laugh.
lol
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Thank you!!
Thank you! I wholeheartedly recommend it.
Remembering you have a gift card to the salon when you’ve been slowly cracking up is truly priceless.
With apologies to my man Stephen Malkmus I did, indeed, go and cut my hair.
It's Bandcamp Friday! Today is a fab day to support indie musicians, as Bandcamp waives its fees.
I have a couple of records up, as well as t-shirts, totes and other fun swag 😻
emmaswift.bandcamp.com/merch
I genuinely thought my adult life was going to call for a real surfeit of glassware.
I miss parties. Going to them. Hosting them. Getting dressed for them. Cooking for them.
Ho ho ho ho I forgot about a large bill due tomorrow: store.brandonbird.com
The Finns one up us again!
This is Pinback erasure
I’d like to act that one out in front of strangers at a dinner party.
He is delightfully tall.
If we sell that as a reality show Jamie we’re never going to have to work again!
Which makes me something of a philanthropist.
While we were sitting and drinking our respective coffees, a woman came up to the table and started apologizing to me profusely before she asked him for his autograph, which added another very amusing level to the whole affair.
Ian had it coming.
I met Tim Robbins on the street and we chatted all the way into a coffee shop where he bought me a cappuccino.
60s-70s Pierre Cardin is my specialty.
I have no idea, actually, but, the kind of vintage I collect will be bequeathed to a museum’s costume collection when I leave this astral plane.
I’ve been toying with a couple of ideas that would allow me to marry what I do for a living (paint stuff) with what I actually care about (vintage clothes). Will any of them come to fruition? That remains to be seen.
Might need to try on all of my dresses just to feel something.
After your splendid blitz of generosity, I am down to the last *3* of each of these prints! I can't thank everyone enough for welcoming my work into your homes, sharing it, and generally being cool.
Just in case you'd like to help get those numbers to zero:
www.brianna-ashby.com/new-products
!
Jo Jo’s Letter Jacket
Back on my bullshit*
*countless replays of Stephen Malkmus’ self-titled
Make that two!
