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Rob Caporetto

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Australian, 40-something (he/him) coder of Games & Stuff until the Industry took an Arrow to the Knee. Looking for what's next, whilst making vids on old games & more. Here for connections, not shitposts. Check it all out: linktr.ee/hellfire64

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Eek, almost forgot! My article on untranslated Czech DOS adventure Colony 28 is now available for everyone! This is an amazing game, you've got to read this:
kimimithegameeatingshemonster.com/2026/03/06/c...

06.03.2026 07:19 πŸ‘ 47 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Dramatic Dungeon Sakura Wars: An ambitious and unlikely mix Kimimi added a post for monthly subscribers!

🧡Ko-fi subscribers have SIX articles to enjoy today! I thought you might enjoy sitting down for some weekend reading :)

First up is this piece on a lovely untranslated DS Shiren-like, Dramatic Dungeon: Sakura Wars! In spite of the genre change it's a wonderful sequel:

ko-fi.com/post/Dramati...

06.03.2026 07:05 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Greatly appreciate those words.

06.03.2026 06:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you.
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Threads thread: thriller_instinct 3d Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here - 254 Q 3.1K G 28 746 corporateash 18h β€’β€’β€’ My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you. 852 Q62 G6 72

β€œI have usernames older than you.”.
Holy shit

06.03.2026 01:05 πŸ‘ 19358 πŸ” 4091 πŸ’¬ 720 πŸ“Œ 1088

And let's not forget the mailing list - I only push stuff there once an episode goes public, and is a nice way to be reminded away from the whims of social media algo BS.

eepurl.com/hnpZhX

05.03.2026 23:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Musketeer (C64) | Rob Caporetto Get more from Rob Caporetto on Patreon

A little bit of swashbuckling ahead with the new Scanlines which just went up for supporters!

(You know the deal, catch it a week early, no ads, show that you appreciate the work which goes into these et al).

www.patreon.com/posts/15233985…
ko-fi.com/post/Musketeer…

05.03.2026 23:57 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
A doodle of arcade game Blaster.

A doodle of arcade game Blaster.

[ r o b o t g r i d ]

05.03.2026 03:58 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

oh to the fucking no.

Because of course fucking C L A U D E brain is going to manifest itself.

OF FUCKING COURSE.

Friends don't let friends use C L A U D E, as your brain will rot.

*le sigh*
*le oh no*

04.03.2026 18:37 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The spiders were such a non-issue I didn't even include them in my review. Wild. This game is beautiful enough that they didn't even matter.

04.03.2026 14:07 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The launch sale for the Steam version of "Blaze of Storm" will end soon. Don't miss it! And please leave a review!

04.03.2026 07:08 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

cosy cult stream because i am dying [Woolhaven DLC] twitch.tv/aciddotexe

04.03.2026 04:37 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
An Analogue Pocket running Tetris for the original Game Boy.

It’s displaying the Game Over screen, showing I made it to Level 10, with 101 Lines and a final score of 55327.

An Analogue Pocket running Tetris for the original Game Boy. It’s displaying the Game Over screen, showing I made it to Level 10, with 101 Lines and a final score of 55327.

I think it might be the first time I ever cracked 100 Lines in GB Tetris, the Best Tetris.

03.03.2026 08:51 πŸ‘ 71 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0
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Stop pretending to be dumb: the Iran War is about Greater Israel, not β€œliberation” - The Shot There is a map. There is a plan. There are quotes. There is evidence, both historic and fresh.

Here's me. 'Stop pretending to be dumb: the Iran War is about Greater Israel, not β€œliberation”'

02.03.2026 23:07 πŸ‘ 391 πŸ” 190 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 28

the 3D cartoon robot who turns into a dinosaur and his name is dinobot has one of the greatest character arcs in any piece of media ever

23.02.2026 21:15 πŸ‘ 980 πŸ” 443 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 20
A screen grab showing the Lock Screen of my phone, as it’s playing β€œStonefang Depths” from the Earthion Soundtrack.

A screen grab showing the Lock Screen of my phone, as it’s playing β€œStonefang Depths” from the Earthion Soundtrack.

Definitely need the kick of some phat 16-bit FM synth to get going this morning.

02.03.2026 21:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Legend Of Zelda didn’t create a genre, but it did help define it 40 years ago The Legend Of Zelda helped introduce the then-young action RPG genre to a generation of video game fans.

My latest for @theavclubgames.bsky.social is on the 40th anniversary of original The Legend of Zelda, and its role as a streamliner of the complicated, demanding, and burgeoning action RPG. This classic did not come out of nowhere, but was to action RPGs what Dragon Quest was for turn-based ones.

02.03.2026 12:28 πŸ‘ 154 πŸ” 61 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 3
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Microsoft gets tired of β€œMicroslop,” bans the word on its Discord, then locks the server after backlash Microsoft blocks the word Microslop on its Copilot Discord, bans users, and locks channels after backlash, showing tensions around its AI push

Microsoft is mad about β€œMicroslop.” www.windowslatest.com/2026/03/02/m...

02.03.2026 12:30 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2
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ICYMI: Physical pre-orders for Roguecraft DX and Roguecraft GB are now open at www.thalamus.shop

Grab the game and exclusive new merch, including a t-shirt and soundtrack CD!

#roguecraft #roguelike ⁠#gamedev #indiedev #indiegamedev #retrogames #amiga #mega65 #gameboy

02.03.2026 15:37 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Second (IIRC) - originally grabbed DVDs back in 2009 or so, and first heard about it back when The Simpsons did their parody of it.

But I kind feel that time was enough to forget enough details, and I certainly have a good bit to reflect on again, especially with how things are today :)

02.03.2026 10:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Anyway. Watch the vid. Then go watch The Prisoner if you've not already (I was lucky this came up after I just finished a watching).

Things to think about always make for interesting art.

02.03.2026 10:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Like, I've certainly done the thing of pushing myself to the point of exhausting all my energy on doing a thing.

Whether it's a game project, a vid, or even (sadly) day jerb stuffs.

I keep fighting between doing the thing, and trying to do it sustainably, and I won't lie, it's pretty hard.

02.03.2026 10:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
The Show That Redefined Television: The Prisoner (1967) Retrospective
The Show That Redefined Television: The Prisoner (1967) Retrospective YouTube video by Leo Vader

Sat down and finished off this rather in-depth piece on The Prisoner this evening, and what hit me was not the stuff on the series itself.

Rather it's the reflection on the cost of being creative.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9AJ...

02.03.2026 10:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Leader Board – β€œ72 holes” After the international success of war game Beach-Head, Bruce Carver was in a position to grow Access Software. He didn’t have too far to look for help. Just as Bruce had originally learned to prog…

After the success of Beach-Head, Bruce Carver was joined at Access Software by younger brother Roger, fresh from working on flight sims. So soon they they did the logical thing and made a golf game. It went quite well! New post on Leader Board:

www.superchartisland.com/leader-board

02.03.2026 06:59 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2
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Me: Drinking from a doggy straw to save the planet.
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Image of silhouetted armed troops on the ground, explosions all around them, multiple missiles & fighter jets in the air

Text. Me: Drinking from a doggy straw to save the planet. Leaders: Image of silhouetted armed troops on the ground, explosions all around them, multiple missiles & fighter jets in the air

Yup🫀

01.03.2026 21:50 πŸ‘ 115 πŸ” 34 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1
PAF! It's ASTERIX for Sega Master System!
PAF! It's ASTERIX for Sega Master System! YouTube video by ThisIsPete

As a kid, I was always salty that Konami's excellent Asterix arcade game never made it home in some form. If I'd had a Sega Master System, I could have been playing this game, though, which is great in its own right. www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtni...

28.02.2026 14:56 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2

I don't really wax nostalgically about stuff much, but there is something I do miss about the 2000s and 2010s.

And in my own way I guess I have been grieving that over the last couple of years in particular.

Whilst slowing building up a deep rage with a side of bitterness to go with it.

01.03.2026 07:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's very hard to not feel like that version of my career has all but evapourated in the last few years thanks to the cunts who want to shove the slop machine into all facets of society.

But also 'cause I just want to build software that's useful (or fun) and not just to live a moment to sell shit.

01.03.2026 07:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I feel this. A lot.

Finished my degree in CompSci in 2002. Right into the dotcom crash (yay).

Took almost a year to land my first role - which was QA at a firm, where it'd be another year before being allowed to do programming duties.

01.03.2026 07:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
BioMenace Remastered - ADG Mod 14
BioMenace Remastered - ADG Mod 14 YouTube video by Pixelmusement

New Ancient DOS Games Mod video uploaded and ready to watch! youtu.be/NntGx5v_25E

28.02.2026 06:22 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

But can Sonic negotiate the twists of Monaco like The Professor could?

28.02.2026 02:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0