Dash Fletcher

H/t @jollygoodginger.bsky.social, OPERATION DILDO BLITZ IS A GO

Oh, I have one of those! Its my favourite

Whee

Wheeeee
@jacksonhowell.bsky.social @sweddybear.bsky.social

Love my Howell bros

How it feels to let it out after a long shift.

So I just became the sound guy for the local gay sauna and I couldn't be more excited! Not only is it my first audio job, but I'm helping make a safe space for queer people to come get naked and freaky in a city where that hasn't been possible in a while.

Plus they really needed new speakers, damn.

So expected that bush to match his eyebrows - but who couldn't love that smile?

I had so much fun on this project. Some people have told me to go fuck myself, so I jumped at the opportunity to do exactly that in this scene!

It's so shiny!

Still haven't gotten a handle on this whole mirror selfie thing...

Goddamnit I just want to go suck some good dick.

Honestly, people talk about cock worship, but that's how I feel about it.
It's religious. Hypnotic, trance inducing, transcendental. One of the only things that can make me fully lose myself and calm my brain into a meditative state.

This is the single best placement of the hylian crest I have ever seen. And goddamnit I wish I had thought of it before I put one on my shoulder.

Meta Drew
#Dislyte #Dislytefanart

Heehee, almost looks like he's on rollerskates

😗💙

You can't fuck here. This is AI as well.

You can't - this place doesn't exist. It's AI

Extremely useful for tracking contacts for STIs - DM me, seriously, because my boyfriend has been talking about this for a while

I'm gonna need a citation for your Vaporeon breeding conjecture

This is how the crust gets stuffed.

So, holy shit THE SUBSTANCE

Also, how do you politely tell someone you want to do a whole bunch of poppers and masturbator furiously to their music? Because that's what Raffertie's main theme makes me want to do.

Aaaaaaaah menthol and sugar and sharp edges oh my...

I wonder if whoever notated that really painstakingly broke it down or just snorted to themselves and went "hee hee SEXtuplet"

Who or what is this mechanical alien cake factory?

Yknow, for six frames this has a shocking smoothness to it.

Just googled the hua moa and saw it referred to as the BUTT BREAKER BANANA.

I yearn for context, but I revel in mystery.

Congrats! Were their fingerings just as pleasant?

Spectacular. All sex toys should also be actual toys

Wait wait hold up a gosh darn second.

Is that a tenga transformer?

I won't inflict it on you - but know if you do seek it out it's some of the most earwormy y2k britpop imaginable - you have been warned

I don't know if you had S Club 7 wherever you grew up, but that song is going to be in my head all day