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They f*ck you at the drive thru
I've seen people like that in Florida bars
Hasn't been confirmed
But he will be
Pathetic
The Gnome is out
Trump wants MarkWayne Muffin to replace her
The race to the bottom continues
Matt Damon
Why not Bobby the Quack?
Why not Kegsbreath?
They're at least as bad
The Truth About Cats & Dogs:
Plan E:
Let's get shit-faced and see what happens
Plan E it is!
God sent Trump because He had run out of locusts
Oopsie
Twice
Trump 1.0 & Trump 2.0 have added the most debt of all presidents ever
Only 8?
All the competent people in DOS got fired by DOGE
You're part of the Abrahamic tradition, as are they. Learn your own history, ahole.
They would miss the cup
Note the perfect ear above the bite
MarkWayne
The man so lame
He needs two names
No reason to wait
Start the hate now
Nobody deserves it more
Plenty of room in the Gravy Seals and Y'all Queda
Jasmine Crockett is on my list, too
And Michelle Obama is a perennial favorite
March 1, 2021
Christmas cactus blooming
Not this year
Oopsie
Let him go and never let him back in
Did you know that the bees that need saving are NOT honeybees?
Honeybees are the dairy cows of bees. People brought them over from Europe to make us honey.
The problem with honeybees, esp in resource-limited ecosystems (like hey! cities!) is that they compete with our native bees for food.
Let Lady Gray lead a charge
Just once
Put it on pay per view
Erase the debt
Franco died in his bed after 40 years of ruining Spain
No guarantees
But we can hope
Sack the Quack
Dude, shut up
Stop the killing
Stand down
Go to Hell
Sack the Quack