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I have severe burrito envy.

01.03.2026 00:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I mean, doesn’t he realize that it would be worse if he didn’t ask for it and his subordinates did it on their own to suck up to him and gain favor?

19.02.2026 14:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Okay. At this point, we should call it a wash and blow up the entire earth.

15.02.2026 17:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Well, if the director who constantly lies says it…

14.02.2026 16:50 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

“That’s right. We should base our investigations entirely on stereotyping and profiling. That has never failed before. Heck, if we wrongfully accuse a poor, Who would care? He is a poor and probably did some kind of crime!”

13.02.2026 15:54 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Love that last part where she basically gives away the game. “It would be way easier to demonize this guy if he actually was the person we lie about him being, so we have to lie harder you guys!”

09.02.2026 15:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Chucktowski is truly the heir to Dave Snyder. Love his content.

09.02.2026 15:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh god. I never realized this before but Bari is real world Micheal Scott.

27.01.2026 17:54 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Love that pedantic and inaccurate community note. very “well, actually” vibes.

27.01.2026 15:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Not to be pedantic, but I want to vote someone who run on putting this man in prison AND actually following through on that. Like, I can see Newsom claiming he will but instead giving extra money to make Super ICE as the man’s words do not match his actions.

24.01.2026 21:05 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Apparently, “state rights” only matter when it comes to denying women rights and healthcare.

24.01.2026 19:38 👍 35 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0

I also want to put out that there are two videos of citizens being murdered by ICE and many videos of people being attacked by ICE, but absolutely no videos of ICE goons actually being attacked.

24.01.2026 19:35 👍 14 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
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In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

23.01.2026 16:01 👍 16354 🔁 20422 💬 218 📌 350

Anyone else feel like Stephen Miller was the one to actually write this?

23.01.2026 01:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think the pedantic thing is to forget that “protesting” is about standing up against a thing to affect change. Israel‘s crimes against Palestine were being ignored by the US government. How would a protest lead to any change in US policy that would help the situation?

16.01.2026 16:38 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

In my heart of hearts, I choose to believe “assed” is not a typo.

13.01.2026 20:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Everyone is correctly pointing out that it is very clear this isn’t what happened, but even if their story was true, Good should have not been shot and the officer should still be charged either way manslaughter due to breaking protocols.

13.01.2026 16:08 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Stuff like this shows how against freedom of speech and thought are. Like, how is this different than sending your child to a Christian school or homeschooling them? The actual guiding philosophy of these people are “you can’t tell me what to do but you have to do as I say.”

12.01.2026 12:34 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

As some are pointing out, this comes from a far right news site and it may be edited. I think their case is going to be because the wife was taunting them, they were right to shoot Renee in the face and call the woman they murdered a “fucking bitch.” Because conservatives are evil.

09.01.2026 18:43 👍 24 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

I had t seen this yet, but when I saw this Jan post, I had a strong feeling a certain character would show up and I wasn’t disappointe.

06.01.2026 15:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That’s exactly what they did with Bush.

06.01.2026 13:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

A sad part is that it shows how many non-right wing peeps think being transgender is a sex thing. Putting boobs on a dog is sexualizing that dog! It’s okay if that’s your thing, but saying that it is the same as trans expression means you think being trans is a sex thing. It is not.

05.01.2026 18:25 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

As a person who ended up paying the just too expensive price for a physical copy of SH, I often think back to the fact that GameStop gave you the first game for free if you preordered Covenant.

02.01.2026 17:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The obvious irony and audacity of these people have killed me. I am dead. I am a ghost. My ghost will also soon die from this.

21.12.2025 01:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I always take any chance I can to share this fun fact: Palmer’s sister, Ginger, is married to Matt Geatz soooo the whole Luckey family probably sucks.

19.12.2025 18:13 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

When I first passed by this image I legit that it was a revival of the Coneheads.

18.12.2025 00:42 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

They literally printed in the newspaper that he got mad.

12.12.2025 19:56 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s this bizarre ass concept that conservatives made up in order to be able to do what ever they want without caring about how others feel.

01.12.2025 16:12 👍 55 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

For those who didn’t watch the clip, he immediately says afterwards the made up talking points about drug boats and how “this random fishermen are actually terrorists” nonsense. It is the “he didn’t do it, but if he did, it was justified“ meme done with no self awareness.

01.12.2025 16:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Let Dib know he may be a comic genius.

30.11.2025 17:03 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0