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Jacob MΓΈlrisπŸ‡©πŸ‡°

@hammersfelt

Worked with: Kids, Special kids, Archeology and Cannons. Likes: Sillyness up to and including madness, Made up stories, Not made up history, Making things and Oddities... And Star Wars(alot).

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A man of culture I see... and happiness.

08.01.2026 20:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Kan jeg lige fΓ₯ fΓΈrt til notat, at jeg syntes F35 var en dΓ₯rlig ide af prΓ¦cist de grunde vi ser i dag...

- Captain hindsight AWAY!

05.01.2026 08:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

En Γ¦gte hadegave.

25.12.2025 09:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

TACO Class

22.12.2025 22:06 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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dr. evil from the movie dumb and dumber is holding a cigarette in his mouth and says $ 7 trillion ALT: dr. evil from the movie dumb and dumber is holding a cigarette in his mouth and says $ 7 trillion
16.12.2025 12:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So 🫒 what ABOUT those emails... πŸ€”

12.11.2025 23:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You Sir or Mam, are a poet. πŸ˜™πŸ‘Œ

11.11.2025 21:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

FΓ₯Γ₯Γ₯Γ₯k. Det er Γ¦ddermoladme hΓΈjt pΓ₯ listen over ting jeg ikke prioritere at bruge tid pΓ₯.

Lige fΓΈr at falde ned af en trappe.

09.11.2025 19:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They would finally get the "Reichstag fire" the have been yearning for.

23.10.2025 19:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Throne room.

But it may be the first time she said something honest.

23.10.2025 19:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ha! Haven't heard that one before πŸ˜€πŸ‘

23.09.2025 19:57 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Steven Miller didn't write that...

23.09.2025 19:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Steven Miller didn't write this.

23.09.2025 19:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not constantly, no.

21.09.2025 19:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Onion πŸ˜™πŸ‘Œ

18.09.2025 22:58 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Well La-di-da... Look at the flying baby.

Let's just say: It could be ALOT worse!

13.09.2025 21:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Real 'red lines' or Putin "red lines"?

04.09.2025 05:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is standing next to two other men . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing next to two other men .
27.08.2025 21:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Breivik killed 77, most of them children...

27.08.2025 20:51 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Breivik killed 77 most of them CHILDREN.

27.08.2025 20:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Der var vist ogsΓ₯ nogle tyskere der praktiserende det i start fyrrerne. Det var ikke med ejerens godkendelse...

19.08.2025 19:30 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Doitdoitdoit...

18.08.2025 18:09 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Akne er midlertidigt at være et røvhul er næsten altid kronisk.

16.08.2025 22:30 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ja, ja det er det.

09.08.2025 22:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Instruktionerne var uklare!

09.08.2025 22:44 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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07.08.2025 18:32 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a pile of books are on fire and one of them has a barcode ALT: a pile of books are on fire and one of them has a barcode
31.07.2025 23:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wow... That's good!

31.07.2025 23:39 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a diagram of the cardiac cycle with a picture of a heart below it ALT: a diagram of the cardiac cycle with a picture of a heart below it

I think he bumped his arm on the lectern.

But we can only hope...

31.07.2025 23:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Enig.

30.07.2025 19:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0