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@siphono4ae

20-something plural lesboy, it/any. reader beware you're in for reclaimed queer slurs and mild/comedic nsfw

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phrases my brain has spat out in the last 5min or so
- "it's so important to pee"
- "it's so important to be a pervert"
further testing will be conducted to determine how related these two statements are.

07.03.2026 03:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

what you must also understand is my bsky is secondly a silly place to have a giggle

07.03.2026 03:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

what you must understand is my bsky is first and foremost a dumping ground for the toxic sludge my brain produces. you are all being irradiated by my stream of consciousness. this is not a place of honor

07.03.2026 02:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

under communism they will make kissing your headmates mandatory

06.03.2026 03:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

(crying with snot bubbling out of my nose) I GOTTA GET CUNTIERRRRRRRRRR

05.03.2026 23:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

at the niche underground metal show not headbanging at all and everyone thinks "wow they must be so cool and hard to impress i'm so intimidated" but actually i am having a great time i just am prone to neck pain

05.03.2026 19:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

microdosing on the cinnamon challenge by adding cinnamon to my hot cocoa and then waiting like half an hour to actually drink it so now the cinnamon and other powders are gathered on top but i'm too lazy to grab a spoon to stir it so i drink it and it's scratchyyyy waaaaa

05.03.2026 03:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Beavertail State Park

04.03.2026 21:28 πŸ‘ 312 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Stoic, Acrylic and Pumice on Canvas, 2024 48x48” (SOLD)
#art #artstudio #artistsoninstagram #abstractart #abstractartist #artist #artistlife #myart #myartstyle #myartstudio #creativity #minneapolis #mplsart #abstractexpressionism #artforsale #abstraktekunst

24.12.2024 18:16 πŸ‘ 3621 πŸ” 269 πŸ’¬ 86 πŸ“Œ 11
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Mango Art Festival 2026(バンコク)γ«γ¦ε±•η€Ίγ•γ›γ¦γ„γŸγ γ„γ¦γŠγ‚ŠγΎγ™πŸ₯­πŸ’–

04.03.2026 08:43 πŸ‘ 136 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

continued thinking about this while making coffee. realized i was pacing the kitchen with my hands behind my back scheming-style fantasizing about forcefemming an utau. good morning all

04.03.2026 14:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

problem: i am a lesbian but i am deeply in love with this fictional man / singing voice bank

solution: he is my butch lesbian wifey

04.03.2026 14:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Acrylic painting of a Many Spotted Tiger Moth sitting on a Crassula Buddha's Temple succulent. Behind the succulent is a black and white fish scale pattern. In place of the moth's antennae are green vines holding a large human eye.

Acrylic painting of a Many Spotted Tiger Moth sitting on a Crassula Buddha's Temple succulent. Behind the succulent is a black and white fish scale pattern. In place of the moth's antennae are green vines holding a large human eye.

A tiny painting from 2021, featuring a Many Spotted Tiger Moth on a Crassula Buddha's Temple succulent. Was also the cover of @doorisajarmag.bsky.social last Fall.

Interrelation
Acrylic on canvas
4" x 4"

#art #painting #surrealism #moths #insects #nature #contemporaryart

03.03.2026 14:03 πŸ‘ 732 πŸ” 88 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 1

(having more absence seizures than usual, joints hurting also) i should be dancing my heart out in a room with lots of flashing lights

03.03.2026 17:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

(bedraggled, running on 5 hours of sleep, as of yet unshowered, plagued by devils) i should be at the clubbbb

03.03.2026 17:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

pinterest allows posts to float around which violate their TOS, only to immediately and automatically remove it + email you about it when you pin it to your own board, even though you're not the OP. this is comparable to the christian god punishing sinners rather than eliminating sin itself.

03.03.2026 10:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

☝️ i have something sexually concerning i'd like to say

03.03.2026 09:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Lemon Tea #oilpainting #art

03.03.2026 06:06 πŸ‘ 7389 πŸ” 1047 πŸ’¬ 109 πŸ“Œ 40

Big Webdev is going to order a hit on me but thatc's ok

03.03.2026 02:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

using my genderfluidity for morally gray purposes by briefly eliminating all my manhood, thus transforming my "man cold" into a "princess's affliction"

02.03.2026 18:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Indigo Milky Way
12”x6” Oil on cradled wood panel
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Available on my website
#SciArt

02.03.2026 17:36 πŸ‘ 1994 πŸ” 286 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 6

posted this then turned and was rudely reminded that i have framed photos of these bitches on my nightstand there is zero hope for me

02.03.2026 05:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it's so embarrassing being a twisted wonderland fan like oh look at me, disney reeled me in by hiring yana toboso to make an anime boy gacha game. just lop my head off already

02.03.2026 05:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

just saw political ad of a conservative guy shit talking another conservative guy, followed by a political ad of the second guy bashing the first guy. the dipshits are fightinggggg

02.03.2026 03:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

big things are coming (neocities site almost complete) (i will be posting poetry and other projects)

02.03.2026 03:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

fuuuuuuck we'll never be a sexy villain with a toxic but intensely passionte situationship with the chivalrous ladyknight hero, we just have to be normal sexy, fuck fuck fuck stupid stupid stupid

01.03.2026 00:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

does anyone have any tips for becoming eviler and embracing my antagonistic inner nature. or like a wikihow article or something

28.02.2026 21:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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SD rainstorm

27.02.2026 14:52 πŸ‘ 188 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I made them butch4femme tourists

28.02.2026 09:10 πŸ‘ 4473 πŸ” 1594 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 9

i would earnestly argue that "alpha/beta/sigma male" bullshit qualifies as an alternative, not-quite-binary view of gender. followers even suggest varying hierarchies of these subgenders, much like the mainstream gender binary's patriarchy but less organized. but when i say i'm nonbinary they shit.

28.02.2026 05:14 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0