Jon Tucci

Please buy my book it’s only 7.99 and enjoy the escape

Stop taking social media so serious. Nothing here is real. Look at this chicken
- it is bigger 🐓 than the car 🚘

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In 11 years 115 people have died in weight lifting accidents in the gym. In those 11 years only 1 person has died from eating donuts 🍩…
Make good choices people…😊

Brain cells die, skin cells die, and even hair cells die. But the fat cells in my stomach must have accepted Jesus Christ as their lord and savior since they seem to have eternal life…

I was in Home Depot and some little kid kicked me in the leg, and called me “an old fart…so if you’re missing your kid…he’s in the red LG dryer…in aisle 7..

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I published a couple short paperback books thru Amazon Kindle. Check out “The America Timmy Knew” and “Where have all our Heroes gone”. See Amazon.com/author/jontu...
They only cost pennies and it would help pay for my next book “Nana’s Garden” about my grandmothers immigration from Italy.

After arguing with a maga supporter this morning, I went to a Starbucks drive up window, and ordered a “cafe mocha latte vodka, Valium, hot cup in a large size please.”.,,🥸

All of Europe is laughing at your mentally ill president.
He is a disgrace to the USA.

Welp, let the panic begin…

Life's all about ass...
You're either covering it. Laughing it off. Kicking it. Kissing it. Busting it.
Trying to get a piece of it.
Behaving like one.
Or, living with one.

Gotta get your Martha Stewart
On some days…

A year of mass deportations and your rent hasn’t gone down, insurance premiums are doubling, and groceries are still too high. Maybe it’s time to admit immigrants aren’t the problem…

It’s martial law he wants. To stop any elections from taking place. Thats his plan…

THE REPUBLICAN CONGRESS WORKED
87 DAYS THIS YEAR WITH FULL PAY AND BENEFITS, STRIPPED HEALTHCARE FROM MILLIONS, THEN TOOK OFF FOR VACATION.
WHAT A GIG.

I used to be a libtard.
Then I was a snowflake.
Then I was woke.
Now I'm radical left scum.
It's good to evolve.

Largest oil reserve,Venezuela Largest untapped rare earth minerals and offshore oil reserves: Greenland
Second largest oil reserves in
Africa: Nigeria

Probably just coincidences.

..and now they have 'just' found "more than a million records...". How large must 1,000,000 records be and not be noticed until now? Gee, I was hearing these funny noises in my garage for weeks that I couldn't identify, but I just looked closer and there was an elephant there!!

The illegal coverup by powerful persons is a stain on our Democracy When did we reach a blind eye to protect victims of sexual abuse of young women…the incompetence is screaming out loud. if it is not specifically uncovered then the Constitution is just a wilted old piece of paper.. meaningless.

The Kennedy Center thing is really bugging me..what’s next? The Trump Lincoln Memorial, the Trump Washington Monument..all this shit needs to be reversed as soon as possible!!!!

For millions of us, this was the first time we ever saw Rob Reiner. …When he became “Meathead” on “All in the Family.”

He was brilliant from Day One.

Spc. Sarah Beckstrom laid to rest with full military honors at W.Va. National Cemetery Spc. Sarah Beckstrom was laid to rest with full military honors Tuesday in Grafton.

Yesterday, Spc Sarah Becstrom was laid to rest in West Virginia at a VA National Cemetery.
Surprisingly none of the major major news media mention it. No flags were lower to half staff.
Well the Convicted FElon keeps the news focus on him.
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“What the fuck is my password”…and other shit I can’t remember…said a million times a day..