Faye

will never not be totally captivated by this when it reaches my tl

the time will pass quicker than you think!

I got tickets last year for the last dinner party in April and now its right around the corner ☺️

ooof that’s a damn good line up
love this for you

for dijon and hot sauce, you gotta have options !

and thank you 💘

having just turned 31 it felt like it was written just for me

it’s so honest and raw, making it so easy & fun to read, will be lending it out to every girlfriend of mine lol

siiiick sounds great! thank you for sharing!

I’m gonna add this to my read list, I’m on a pink cover/ pink font tip this month

photo of faye’s nightstand on it is her rose vibrator, her velvet moleskin journal and the novel, she’ll likely finish tonight - Thirty by Marie Darsigny a Montréal local. #goodnight #oursky

The holy trifecta in my nightly routine 💓

Faye takes a POV selfie from inside her fridge — she’s wearing her classic green sweat pants and a white sports bra, strapless on one side, exposing a tasteful amount of sideboob. The light casts a perfect shadow on all her best features. She reaches out to grab you. She pulls you out, gives you a rinse, smears you generously with caramel and takes a bite. You’re her favourite late night snack. goodnight #oursky

POV: you’re the late night snack I’m craving

image shows varying dishes from dinner at Dorsia with a new friend

image shows a movie theatre screen with the opening credits for the film Barbarella

March is off to a wicked start ☘️

Dinner at Dorsia and a midnight screening of Barbarella

How lucky I am, to date men with such good taste

does it praise me for listening to music right?

what’s your secret

If you were curious to know just how deep the audiophile in me goes.

I bought a whole second stereo just so I wasn’t stereo-less while my precious, darling, marantz was getting serviced.

love the collar !!
the whole fit but esp the collar

Faye is a little too tipsy for alt text today Her tits look incredible though

Whiskey does indeed make me frisky

Faye takes a mirror selfie in a marble hotel bathroom. She stands on the ledge of the bathtub, palm to the ceiling, balancing her right leg as she brings her left one up, almost as if she’s about to do a little burlesque kick. She’s wearing white bordelle lingerie, white leg garters and a white choker collar. happy friday #oursky

Hey big spender!
Spend a little time with me

Everytime my robovac starts a cleaning task I think of you

Don’t ask me about what I’m reading unless your ready for a 20 minute explanation of the book and me being extremely excited about you asking

I’d give you some!

Caught up on emails!
Check your inbox and spam folders 💘

🪦

I was contemplating dying my greys but a woman at the shelter I volunteer with was like
“honey don’t bother you aren’t going to win the fight”

and I think that’s the first piece of advice I’ve ever taken.

We can sign up for the clinical trial together 😉

thank you 🥹💘

Hosting my third open mic night of the year tonight.

Super excited, but also, I wanna throw up a little, as I‘m going to be speaking words from my journal, out loud, for all to hear in addition to hosting the event.

🤞

Same study suggests women aged 25+ need 2-3 orgasms daily to tolerate a man’s high spirits

New study shows men aged 25+ need one bj a day to remain in high spirits

have*

I will attribute my desire to explore kink again entirely to the big healing journey I went on in 2025 and gave since returned from

My adhd has been wilin‘ though

Lost the remote for my plant lights two months ago, found it in a coat pocket this morning 🤣

Considering it’s the end of the world as we know it, my sex drive has been surprisingly unaffected.

In fact, this summers sexcapades might just be the most feral ones yet.