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Gonna be a big “people who don’t do politics finding out the politics still do them” week.

I’m sorry, doing this in a baseball cap sold by your campaign store is deliberately disrespecting the dead.

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

Perennial reminder that if Democrats had any self-respect that people like Jim Messina who worked for the TORIES would be persona non grata.

Political brain rot × RTRS. Not the collab I expected. But given our mental health as a fan base, shouldn't have been unexpected.

You really can’t gauge just how bad people hate their children until they elect this man to send them to their deaths

What if I'd told you in, say, 2010, in the wake of the Iraq War and the subsequent political upheaval: "yeah, not only will we not learn our lesson, not only will none of the people who perpetrated this crime be punished ... we're going to do it all over again! Less than 20 years later!"

Lol. Not in a rush. Was wondering if you were doing them in order of bad to worse

Really can't wait to see my favorite in this list

Today it was snowballs. Tomorrow, someone could paint a black circle on the side of a mountain, causing our officers to drive the train into the mountain, turning the train into an accordian that plays a sad little tune indicating that the officer has been seriously injured

Wow

H/t @edzitron.com

Art

I'm sorry--we have Cam Payne again??

I can confirm

planting a tree tomorrow in kawhi’s honor

Kawhi hasn't played this well all year

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Chanting "MVP" instead of "Uncle Dennis" is loser shit

medical miracle: this 75 year old man was born yesterday

People are recognizing him more and more

I think it’s time to acknowledge the real problem. We’re in a bitchassness epidemic.

Brutal 2025 number.

And for context, the 130,000 for last month (also subject to revision), would have been considered an absolutely crap number under Biden, who averaged 336,000 per month over his term.

The ~Groups for me, not for thee~ mindset of a certain subset of our party makes me so so tired.

heads up to the american news media: I do not care what racists thought of the super bowl halftime show

Your racist uncle is very confused why he has a boner right now while simultaneously googling how to report an entire halftime show to ICE

Finding Jerry in 2017 is a sleeper highlight of my career. Jerry's wife, Juanita, had been long involved in Delco Dems, but we didn't know him. From the first mtg, we knew Jerry should be Delco's sheriff. He is kind, thoughtful, steady, and was the most qualified by far. Congrats on 30+ yrs, Jerry!

Only 15?