Lou Inglese

Another day, another career-ending thing to say for any other politician in US history.

I took an Anger Management class and it confirmed I am very angry with Management.

The DOW is below 48,000 so does that mean we can go back to investigating Trump being a pedophile?

I assume being grossly incompetent is 144 times worse than regular incompetence.

"You think I'm an idiot!"
No, no, I'm sorry you got that impression. I don't THINK you are an idiot, I KNOW you are an idiot.

These microtransactions are killing me.
"What game are you playing?"
What do you mean 'game'?

AOC: This is about actual crimes happening in front of us. This is about shredding the Constitution and plunging us into war. This is about taking crypto money and money laundering… So if you’re asking me if I’d support impeachment, I do

Staggeringly boring room, but at least the TV isn't too high...

Balint to Noem: "You're the secretary of DHS -- for now. And you think you're immune from accountability. But I promise you this: one day he is not gonna be president anymore. And when that day comes, we will still be here. And in hearings like this, we are going to continue to prove your guilt."

Are communion hosts keto or vegan?

"Thoughts and Prayers"
For when you're going to do absolutely nothing, but you're afraid you'll feel guilty about it.

I will never not miss John Candy.

Cartoon titled "know the work rules". The first panel, labeled "appropriate" depicts Garfield the cat in a business suit leaning around the edge of a cubicle and pointing to a woman at her desk while saying, "coffee lasagna Mondays am I right?" to which the woman responds, hands clasped together, "awww you're so funny" The second panel, labeled "inappropriate", depicts a far side cow leaning around the edge of the same cubicle and speaking with a word bubble which contains only the shapes of the 4 cow tools. The woman fearfully picks up the Phone and says, "hello , complaint department??!"

know the funny papers rules

a group of figures confronting the sun headline reads It's a Beautiful Day to Yell At God the figures are saying WHAT THE FUCK? COME OUT! WE JUST WANNA TALK! FACE US YOU COWARD

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for the youths who werent around for the iraq installment
- dont believe anything the govt says about progress
- no the democrats dont have to say getting rid of the baddie was good and therefore they have to support the war
- the war needs to be ended
- the media is not your ally and they love war

RFK Jr and Kid Rock exercising in Twin Peaks' Red Room

Medieval manuscript image of three princesses watching (with "concern" and smiles) as two knights hack the shit out of each other. (Dietmar de Setzer at a tournament, Germany, c1310, University of Heidelberg)

Christians watching the Middle East rn

Sick of me bitching about Trump?
Trust me, not half as sick of it as I am.

Time flies when you're not having fun.

actress tilly norwood has been deleted after being found unconscious next to a script containing a mistyped wildcard. she was 0

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Won't someone think of the billionaires? Couldn't they have bombed a school or a hospital???

An empty escalator

Today I'll be doing some Extreme Slapstick. Please picture me falling down the Up escalator forever.
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argh
yeow
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that smarts
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this is a heck of a tumble
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that smarts
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The transphobic anti homeless slimeball who used to be married to Kim Guilfoyle is absolutely not the leader of anything. He's the only candidate with more skeletons in his closet than Trump and the GOP will know about every last one. This is so stupid.

Jayme Lawson from Sinners hit the nail on the head and said how I felt with the whole BAFTAs situation.

Picture of the FIFA "Peace" Prize, but the globe has been replaced by a large grenade.

There should be a Nobel War Prize. It's a live grenade and as they hand it to the winner they pull the pin.

If the United States is going to go around the world causing regime changes, we should practice here first.

Important potato technology.