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Charlie Beckerman

@chozzles

Writer, PhD Student at University of Cincinnati, find my work at www.charliebeckerman.com. ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ he/him, ๐ŸŒžโ™๏ธ๐ŸŒœโ™Ž๏ธ๐ŸŒ…โ™๏ธ, Tae-biased

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How are they going to do a Saturday Night UK? What are they just going to say โ€œAnd live from Londontowne itโ€™s Saโ€™uhโ€™ay Nightilyboo?โ€

07.03.2026 00:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Okay but what if I hated it

06.03.2026 12:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
05.03.2026 22:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thatโ€™s Ayatollah Rock to you

05.03.2026 16:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is based on last weeks episode but I think the energy is still there. @chubicki.bsky.social @rickdevens.bsky.social #survivor50 #survivor

05.03.2026 02:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Christian: โ€œMy wife is gonna divorce me.โ€

05.03.2026 02:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This post is going around again so I will add this excellent resource: leavesubstack.com

20.02.2026 01:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 1184 ๐Ÿ” 860 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 14

Okay Alex but you can tell US the story jeez

04.03.2026 14:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Michael, youโ€™re being merciful by focusing on the issues with the data, instead of the blatant/willful misreading of incels: arguing that they โ€œcared about loveโ€ is eyewateringly obtuse, and โ€œgetting withโ€ is an amazing rhetorical mask for all the terrible shit they said/say they want to do to women

03.03.2026 14:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

THE HOTTEST DINNER EVER

This guy has never been on hot ones

03.03.2026 01:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œConstitution destroyed in plane crashโ€ feels like a VEEP joke that they scrapped for going too far.

02.03.2026 16:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 2167 ๐Ÿ” 435 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 56 ๐Ÿ“Œ 12

This is far from the most important thing but I do feel like whenever we post about Sรกnchez we should also include his photo.

02.03.2026 16:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Medical experiments on prisoners?

Where have we seen this before?

02.03.2026 12:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 2306 ๐Ÿ” 1092 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 259 ๐Ÿ“Œ 114
A SKELTAN KIND OF GOING NUT'S BECUASE THEY COULD SWEAR THAT A PONEY WAS JUST A BABY HORSE BUT TURNS OUT ITS A WHOLE NOTHER ANIMAL AND THERE WORLD VIEW IS FALLING APART, AND THERE SAYING "JUST FOUND OUT A PONEY ISNT A BABY HORSE, ITS A WHOLE NOTHER ANIMAL, DID THEY CHANGE THIS WAS I ALWAYS WRONG WHAT OTHER ASSUMPTIONS HAVE I MADE HOW DO WE KNOW WHAT WE KNOW' IS KNOWLEDGE FINITE OR DOES THE CONCEPT REPRESENT A CLOUD OF POSSIBILITYS? IS IT POSSIBLE TO KNOW EVERY THING OR IS A KNOWLEDGE SIMPLY DA COLLAPSE OF DA WAVE FORM OF CERTAINTY AROUND A WORLD MORE COMPLEX AND BEAUTIFUL THAN OUR SHIT MINDS CAN COMPREHEND ??? IS IT POSSIBLE TO FREE ALL NON VIOLENT PRISONERS AND REPLACE THEM WITH PEOPLE WHO USE LEAF BLOWERS? I DONT KNOW DA ANSWER SO IM GOING TO GO WITH "ASKING DA QUESTION IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN ANSWERING IT" I MEAN DA SKELTEN IN THE GRAPHIC IS SAYING THAT . YOU KNOW - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

A SKELTAN KIND OF GOING NUT'S BECUASE THEY COULD SWEAR THAT A PONEY WAS JUST A BABY HORSE BUT TURNS OUT ITS A WHOLE NOTHER ANIMAL AND THERE WORLD VIEW IS FALLING APART, AND THERE SAYING "JUST FOUND OUT A PONEY ISNT A BABY HORSE, ITS A WHOLE NOTHER ANIMAL, DID THEY CHANGE THIS WAS I ALWAYS WRONG WHAT OTHER ASSUMPTIONS HAVE I MADE HOW DO WE KNOW WHAT WE KNOW' IS KNOWLEDGE FINITE OR DOES THE CONCEPT REPRESENT A CLOUD OF POSSIBILITYS? IS IT POSSIBLE TO KNOW EVERY THING OR IS A KNOWLEDGE SIMPLY DA COLLAPSE OF DA WAVE FORM OF CERTAINTY AROUND A WORLD MORE COMPLEX AND BEAUTIFUL THAN OUR SHIT MINDS CAN COMPREHEND ??? IS IT POSSIBLE TO FREE ALL NON VIOLENT PRISONERS AND REPLACE THEM WITH PEOPLE WHO USE LEAF BLOWERS? I DONT KNOW DA ANSWER SO IM GOING TO GO WITH "ASKING DA QUESTION IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN ANSWERING IT" I MEAN DA SKELTEN IN THE GRAPHIC IS SAYING THAT . YOU KNOW - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

WHAT DA FUCK - dashare.zone ADMIN

15.08.2025 20:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 872 ๐Ÿ” 204 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 12
Screenshot from the Counting Crows music video โ€œLong Decemberโ€ that shows lead singer Adam Duritz singing while playing a piano behind several trees. The text on top reads โ€œItโ€™s been aโ€ and on the bottom โ€œLoooong Februaryโ€

Screenshot from the Counting Crows music video โ€œLong Decemberโ€ that shows lead singer Adam Duritz singing while playing a piano behind several trees. The text on top reads โ€œItโ€™s been aโ€ and on the bottom โ€œLoooong Februaryโ€

01.03.2026 00:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Screen grab of a Reddit post: 
r/ghibli
Will the smaller Totoros grow to be as big as...
436 upvotes โ€ข 16 comments
asxxxra โ€ข 14h
why don't the bigger totoro just eat the smaller ones? /j
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Different_Shine_644 โ€ข 14h
Why doesn't Ross, the largest friend, simply eat the other five?

Screen grab of a Reddit post: r/ghibli Will the smaller Totoros grow to be as big as... 436 upvotes โ€ข 16 comments asxxxra โ€ข 14h why don't the bigger totoro just eat the smaller ones? /j ไธชReply่งไธช118ๅฐ‘ Different_Shine_644 โ€ข 14h Why doesn't Ross, the largest friend, simply eat the other five?

Everything is terrible but this Reddit exchange did make me laugh #totoro #ghibli

28.02.2026 19:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Kash Patelโ€™s Girlfriend Seeks Fame and Fortune, Escorted by an F.B.I. SWAT Team

Itโ€™s probably just this photo but his gf looks like A.i.

www.nytimes.com/2026/02/28/u...

28.02.2026 19:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is what EPIC FURY makes me think of

28.02.2026 19:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
a little girl is asking why not both while standing in a kitchen . ALT: a little girl is asking why not both while standing in a kitchen .
28.02.2026 16:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also you force all those gutless Republicans to go on the record with their hypocritical, Constitution-nullifying votes (and hope that maybe a few of them may figurativelyโ€”or LITERALLYโ€”have a come-to-Jesus about what their choices are doing)

28.02.2026 16:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 31 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Statement from Rep. Ilhan Omar on Trumpโ€™s Illegal War on Iran

โ€œPresident Trump is unilaterally dragging this nation into an illegal and unjustified war with Iran without congressional authorization, without a clear objective, and without any imminent threat to the United States. This is a reckless abuse of power that puts both innocent civilians and American lives on the line for a conflict the American people do not want. 

โ€œAs someone who has survived the horrors of war, I know that bombs do not build peace or create stability. Military strikes will not make us safer; they will inflame tensions and push the region further into chaos. When we abandon diplomacy, we choose destruction.

Statement from Rep. Ilhan Omar on Trumpโ€™s Illegal War on Iran โ€œPresident Trump is unilaterally dragging this nation into an illegal and unjustified war with Iran without congressional authorization, without a clear objective, and without any imminent threat to the United States. This is a reckless abuse of power that puts both innocent civilians and American lives on the line for a conflict the American people do not want. โ€œAs someone who has survived the horrors of war, I know that bombs do not build peace or create stability. Military strikes will not make us safer; they will inflame tensions and push the region further into chaos. When we abandon diplomacy, we choose destruction.

โ€œWe know who will bear the cost of this decision: innocent civilians caught in the crossfire and our young service members sent into harmโ€™s way. This is the devastating human toll of another regime-change war. Already, children and families are paying with their lives. There is no moral or strategic justification for this bloodshed.

โ€œThe American people are exhausted by endless wars built on false promises and paid for with American and foreign lives. Congress must reassert its constitutional authority. We must vote immediately on the War Powers resolution authored by Reps. Ro Khanna and Thomas Massie. This unlawful operation must end immediately."

โ€œWe know who will bear the cost of this decision: innocent civilians caught in the crossfire and our young service members sent into harmโ€™s way. This is the devastating human toll of another regime-change war. Already, children and families are paying with their lives. There is no moral or strategic justification for this bloodshed. โ€œThe American people are exhausted by endless wars built on false promises and paid for with American and foreign lives. Congress must reassert its constitutional authority. We must vote immediately on the War Powers resolution authored by Reps. Ro Khanna and Thomas Massie. This unlawful operation must end immediately."

28.02.2026 15:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1263 ๐Ÿ” 398 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 28 ๐Ÿ“Œ 14

the former host of celebrity apprentice and the former host of fox & friends weekend are launching bombs and destabilizing the world for generations all because voters decided their biggest issue was a trans kid playing jv tennis with their friends 4 states over

28.02.2026 14:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 3692 ๐Ÿ” 968 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 31 ๐Ÿ“Œ 20
A call script for elected representatives: U.S. attack on Iran: 

YOU: Hi, my name is [NAME]. Iโ€™m a constituent from [ZIP CODE]. 

YOU: Iโ€™m calling to demand [MOC/SENATOR] take urgent action after the United States joined Israel in launching strikes on Iran today.  

YOU: The Trump administration has again taken military action without any specific Congressional authorization. President Trump has also confirmed that the U.S. has undertaken โ€œmajor operationsโ€ in Iran and has also said โ€œU.S. lives might be lost.โ€ 

YOU: I am calling on [MOC/SENATOR] to call for the following actions immediately:  

- Public clarification on the scope of U.S. involvement
- Call for and support support the Khannaโ€“Massie War Powers Resolution in the House.
- Oppose ANY funding for military escalation without Congressional authorization. 

YOU: Are we or are we not at war with Iran? Congress needs to answer this question, and do it quickly. 

YOU: [OPTIONAL COMMENTS โ€“ e.g. Clarify youโ€™d like a written response]

A call script for elected representatives: U.S. attack on Iran: YOU: Hi, my name is [NAME]. Iโ€™m a constituent from [ZIP CODE]. YOU: Iโ€™m calling to demand [MOC/SENATOR] take urgent action after the United States joined Israel in launching strikes on Iran today. YOU: The Trump administration has again taken military action without any specific Congressional authorization. President Trump has also confirmed that the U.S. has undertaken โ€œmajor operationsโ€ in Iran and has also said โ€œU.S. lives might be lost.โ€ YOU: I am calling on [MOC/SENATOR] to call for the following actions immediately: - Public clarification on the scope of U.S. involvement - Call for and support support the Khannaโ€“Massie War Powers Resolution in the House. - Oppose ANY funding for military escalation without Congressional authorization. YOU: Are we or are we not at war with Iran? Congress needs to answer this question, and do it quickly. YOU: [OPTIONAL COMMENTS โ€“ e.g. Clarify youโ€™d like a written response]

Do it now.

Yes, you can leave a message. Yes, call the DC offices.

Script here again.

28.02.2026 08:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 715 ๐Ÿ” 651 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 21

Can you even have snow when the *low* is in the 50s?!

27.02.2026 15:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A screen grab of Appleโ€™s weather app showing the weather for Tuesday through Sunday, specifically that thereโ€™s a 65% chance of snow on Friday even though the high is 69F and the low is 53F.

A screen grab of Appleโ€™s weather app showing the weather for Tuesday through Sunday, specifically that thereโ€™s a 65% chance of snow on Friday even though the high is 69F and the low is 53F.

Ohio weather go home you are drunk

27.02.2026 15:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Enjoyed this read; the only thing Jason Lee should be ashamed of admitting to is owning a leaf blower.

27.02.2026 14:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Post old memes to confuse young people

27.02.2026 04:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh, theyโ€™re not.

26.02.2026 15:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

10/10

25.02.2026 18:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We wants itโ€ฆ we needs itโ€ฆ

23.02.2026 13:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0