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@countessofcandy

Sweet, sour, salty and sometimes bitter Seattle area (formerly SF, CA) Ohio born 😢 lived in Texas too Pastry chef and author (kinda retired)

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Trucker hat

08.03.2026 01:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚

08.03.2026 01:05 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚

08.03.2026 01:04 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bloody Mary garnish kin

07.03.2026 23:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Omg I’ve had this happen

07.03.2026 21:39 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

They don’t listen

07.03.2026 21:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It is very hard

07.03.2026 21:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of two teddy bears hugging each other ALT: a cartoon of two teddy bears hugging each other
07.03.2026 21:14 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a red curtain is behind a person in a green dress ALT: a red curtain is behind a person in a green dress
07.03.2026 20:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

His act should get the hook

07.03.2026 20:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Misogynists

07.03.2026 20:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚

07.03.2026 20:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a striped shirt is standing in front of a door that says 5a on it . ALT: a man in a striped shirt is standing in front of a door that says 5a on it .

Marsha!

07.03.2026 20:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Did they miss the Baal story in the Bible?

07.03.2026 20:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Lucky friends

07.03.2026 01:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Can’t wait til this mouthy nobody goes away

06.03.2026 18:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I saw them in the Oval laying hands on Trump in ritualistic β€œprayer”

06.03.2026 18:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

06.03.2026 16:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Speck rocks

06.03.2026 02:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just like the Taliban

05.03.2026 23:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Do you recall JohnMarvin , brother of Alex Murdoch? South Carolina family murderer?😏

05.03.2026 23:18 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
05.03.2026 20:53 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œAll war is a symptom of man's failure as a thinking animal.”

~John Steinbeck

05.03.2026 09:35 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Arby’s

05.03.2026 15:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit is standing in front of a group of men playing guitars in a jungle . ALT: a man in a suit is standing in front of a group of men playing guitars in a jungle .
04.03.2026 18:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s a madhouse

04.03.2026 18:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wow 😢

04.03.2026 18:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

J Dumb Vance weighs in

04.03.2026 18:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

President Fail

04.03.2026 17:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yesterday was bad enough! I can’t today

04.03.2026 17:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0