MrCarter3

Hanging in there AJ...hope you're doing well😍

No I will not be going live because I’m barely living, man

Everyone has a chapter in their life that they do not read out loud, some people have an entire book.

how dare you mind your own business

So all y’all doing dry January be doing folded February? This is a laundry thing right?

Muffin

Somebody mixed Oreos and muffins and 👀🔥👀

Terfs should stay on twitter

Chicken Parm Friday

roses are red
violets are blue
this is some fuckin’ bullshit
idk about you

I heard that Twitter is down. So now all the attention seeking, like craving idiots are coming here.

Between wanting the truth and not being able to handle the truth, I stay pretty busy.

bad mood rising

Welp, you're all muted now. I hope you're happy.

A fun thing for people on the internet to finally learn would be what jokes are. That would help a lot I think.

with over 19k posts i won a prize and it’s depression

Scared the solar guy away. Ash 1. Solar new guy 0. Until next week a-hole.

I still spill my drink at the dinner table...flirting.

Woke up feeling too positive. Punished myself and went back to bed.

To be continued, right after this mood swing.

Oh you're protesting online. I volunteer by reskeeting funny people.

Whenever someone asks if I'm seeing anyone..My first thought always goes to a psychiatrist

If shots, sex or a fucking nap can't cure it... you might have a problem

Give or take😂

you’ll enjoy this place a lot more if you think of it as a dump and all of us as junkyard dogs

I've never been bungee jumping but I have taken my life in my own hands navigating through a Trader Joe's parking lot

Interviewer: do you have any questions?

Me: have you heard my mixtape?

May I interest you in some toilet seat dip?

Any time I walk into someone's apartment or house for the first time, I freeze right after entering, get very serious, and finally say in a hushed voice "Something unspeakable happened here."