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incredible what happens when i have a spear the correct length for me

get BONKED

I also had energy the entire time and did prolonged bouts! And I landed thrusts!! I what the hell!!!

Did some of my best fencing to date at Brunches today. Like, a whole new level for me

cat sack™️

Fraiser: And how is your work going in Gotham, cousin Johnathan? What do you have there, is it a Batman or a Man-bat?

Scarecrow: We have both.

Niles: How exciting for you.

forgot to take my meds before work and now i am Migraine

i was he/him’d by a client today 😳

Almost done with my 12hr shift ghfhfhfhfhfhfhfhffhfbfbffbfbgggggggg

Fingers crossed my supervisor lets me go home early bc I have done NOTHING all shift bc I CAN’T

These next two weeks we be sewing

Ordered my fabrics & notions for the arming coat I’m making for another fencer!!

I want to eat my pho but work hasnt had power for 12 hours and I refuse to eat ice cold soup

I love this idea!!!

I love working overnights because I can wear my short cloaks over my scrubs

i’m gonna put this in the background of my podcast videos and claim it as a write off

my first tattoo is also a HEMA tattoo 😝 my Chlebowski and my snake Turnip on my sternum

ACL injury has been commemorated

Tee hee

Designing an overlay for myself

snake rapier.

Ryan: being normal
Me: you know I had to do it to ‘em

cracking up at this cryptid sighting of myself and Ryan in the background during last week’s tournament 😭 i think i take Seconding too seriously

If you want I.33 tips let me know! As a lefty s&b fencer I have a few insights lol

Gotta love vet med

Started work with cleaning up a blood mess from a golden doodle who ran through a glass door 🫠

His name is Ewok and he loves to scream at me

my heater shield is the trans flag tee hee

We did heater shields at Brunches yesterday and YEEHAW do i love it

im basic and braindead whatever 🤪