Everyone’s Favourite Jim

A Duolingo man with four eyebrows.

Au contraire.
This is how he used to look.

a man in a captain america costume is standing in the snow . Alt: a man in a captain america costume is standing in the snow .

Sounds like I was right to swerve it.

I’ve been holding off on this. I shall be monitoring your progress with interest.

I know Ania and Emma from Taskmaster, and I love them both. If the other guys are at their level, then we're in for a good show.
A lot of people are already on a downer over this, but I'm optimistic. I hope it does well.

@ronanhession.bsky.social I just had to add this to the site after your thread appeared in my feed (but I can't reply to it). Thanks!

You should negotiate for a better room now you've got some leverage.

I'd hate to see what Scrooge McDuck is diving into in the intro.

"I'm going to the shop, do you want anything?"
"Sure. Where are you going... you know what, I'm ok."

I just listened and really like it.
Had I heard it out of context, I'd have been able to tell it's a Eurovision song, it has that vibe.
I'm hoping we'll do well with it.

Maybe, but not everything is a race, VivaF1.

I keep them in a drawer, not on a podium.

I only found out recently that there are such things as barometric pressure headaches, which explained a lot of things for me.
They happen when the weather changes drastically.
I started logging them all in an app to see if there were any recurring themes.

This is the correct way. We say knife and fork, not fork and knife.
Spoon always comes third as a participation award.

You’re on my list already if I won the lottery.
I’d be a patron of the arts and kickstart a new renaissance.

A wishbone broken equally in three pieces.

It’s a big old euromillions tonight, so we decided to use the wishbone that’s been sitting on the side for a few days.
I think this means we’re both going to die or something.

I do this with a few things. You think of something once, then you think of thinking of it the next time, and then you think about it every time.
My mind references things that happened decades ago when I’m just doing mundane stuff.

I live down the road from this shop.
The actual shop, not the massive house of dildos, that’s about a ten minute drive.

Up to 40% off everything in the store is happening RIGHT NOW! Let joy be unconfined!

A screenshot of a Facebook post. "Dear Iran, This is the first and last thing I'll ever ask of you, but please, you have got the opportunity to do the funniest thing right now. The coordinates you're looking for are: 25.1219387, 55.1249541 Kind Regards, The Internet."

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I hope not. I’d prefer if it was a fresh batch.

I guess you were playing Scrabble in the nude when choosing it.

*Doctor looking at my X-Rays*
Doctor: Ah, this is exactly what I was afraid of.
Me: Oh my God, what?
Doctor: Skeletons.

Andrew Tate's twatty video only starts making any sense when you use different music

This is brilliant! I love that he must have recognised that you were on a date and decided to play wingman when he equally could have not. Nice guy.

He looks like the kind of guy who'd come round and service your (fuse) box.

NSYNC's Bye Bye Bye was the breakout from that movie, probably due to the dance and TikTok recreations. Like a Prayer didn't get a look-in.

One of the biggest pushes for the sprog on older music, aside from my recommendations, was playing Guitar Hero. She has loads of those on her playlist.

I’d have been tempted to let the governors know. It’s outrageous.

My barber gets rid of nose hair by effectively sticking lumps of glue up your nostrils and ripping them out, and ear hair by batting them with a flaming cottonwool ball on a stick.
I do not want that guy anywhere near my genitals.

So they'd prefer their teachers to be stressed and illiterate?
Sounds like you dodged a bullet there.

Christ. I know food is expensive, but…