I loved this video for years before someone pointed out to me that they're all dancing around a coffin
I loved this video for years before someone pointed out to me that they're all dancing around a coffin
And nobody believes me when I tell them there's an entire chapter of Moby-Dick devoted to sperm jokes.
Well there was one survivor, or else we'd have never gotten the story...
You put the rum IN the ginger-jub and add a twist of lime!
Our revenge is never over
And how!
"Sea lioning"
Will they be playing for the Enlightened team?
This Osprey is so majesticβ¦. π₯°
And in the bird world this is considered a sick moveβ¦.
Sometimes friends screw up.
BRB need to get my hands on a Moby Butt
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No, the Democratic Party isn't losing because it's Too Woke:
The weather is so nice today, I got upsold a watermelon.
I feel the same way about April Fools day as I do about playing "traitor" games like Among Us and Werewolf. I understand the appeal, but I have a lot of trouble putting myself in the head space of pretending to betray people I like
Honk! Honk!
It has been 0 days since the last dog-related toilet paper incident
I'm incredibly disappointed to learn you voted to censure Al Green. Washington voters deserve better than the use of decorum as a shield to uphold lies and fascism. Do better.
I DON'T NEED TO SEE THE TOE SUCKING VIDEO ANY MORE THANK YOU
Today's Special! AKA adventures of the department store graveyard shift
Seriously, creative folks: Don't be afraid to let people know your stuff is out there for them, or worry that "now is not the time for that." People are stressed and freaked out and looking for the things that will give them a moment of rest and joy. It is EXACTLY the time for what we do. Tell them.
"Global play is just a bunch of people talking to each other."
#SecretWarGame
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Well, you'd still be boiling the ocean...
I do NOT have a cheese problem
Let's hear it for hobbit girl winter
"...slowly assembling the maps of Hell to guide the rest of us safely through the dark."
Misinformation is a fuck