People think when you eat pizza you stop when you're full. This is a mistake. That's for other food. With pizza, your line to quit is regret.
13.03.2026 06:15
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need a job that gives me a few paid decades off work
13.03.2026 04:58
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*bolts up from laying down in bed*
if @deviwestside.bsky.social doesn’t like condiments does she just raw dog hot wings?
13.03.2026 04:44
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NO!
13.03.2026 05:03
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your honor, i thought he was cake
13.03.2026 01:12
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OMG could these ignorant, incompetent losers please just stay out of people’s:
Countries
Pants
Uteruses
Schools
Libraries
Workplaces
Cities
Business in general
Just go live on Mars or twitter or whatever and leave normal people alone.
13.03.2026 01:14
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Aw, same! I'm so glad my niece is younger. I don't know what I'll do if my son has to wait longer for T. We have dragged our feet on legal documents because he was born in a different state, but we're afraid that “he’ll be added to a list” if we do it now.
12.03.2026 23:50
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Thanks. It's very heartbreaking.
12.03.2026 23:38
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thank goodness today was Friday tho
12.03.2026 23:27
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My trans kid’s rights (and safety) are being taken away 💔
12.03.2026 23:25
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Bitch please......I been sluttin' it up since MySpace
12.03.2026 22:18
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Thursday would be a lot better if it was Friday.
12.03.2026 22:20
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She doesn't get mad, she gets disappointed.
12.03.2026 22:26
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ICE hasn't disappeared; it’s being silenced. Between platform suppression and the fog of war, the truth is getting buried.
12.03.2026 22:21
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I even served on a jury there 🤙
12.03.2026 21:06
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Yes! For 7 years!
12.03.2026 21:06
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And that's what I appreciates about you! I love this show!
12.03.2026 19:26
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😂😂
12.03.2026 19:25
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That's crazy
12.03.2026 19:24
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scammy websites should end in .con i just invented that you’re welcome 💅🏽
12.03.2026 19:17
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Thanks, Jesus, for this food.
*Comment from field worker
de nada
Thank the immigrants, you fools.
12.03.2026 19:17
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QTP with a gif that pops up when you type your name!
12.03.2026 18:43
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I just got called for jury duty!
In Wyoming.
I've not lived in Wyo for 4 years.
12.03.2026 18:36
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My brother was the “expert” on the news last night. There'll be no living with him after that
12.03.2026 11:12
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I'm so very sorry.
12.03.2026 10:59
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Blue Dawn dish soap works wonders at getting oil out
12.03.2026 10:38
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Do you ever start writing a post, and think "What the fuck am I going on about? This makes no sense!", and then hit "Post"?
12.03.2026 09:40
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Oh my goodness! 😍😍
12.03.2026 10:31
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No way man, I thought they were a T-shirt company
12.03.2026 10:22
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