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07.03.2026 09:18
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Now, I ain't saying this will happen next week. Or that a LOT of shit won't get broken, and a lot of good people made to suffer, before we get to the other side.
But, as noted, fascist leadership is NEVER truly competent. It racks up all sorts of debts, and never has any good plans.
It will fail.
Thing is, this is the bowstring being drawn back for the EPIC way in which all this type of shit always falls down, eventually.
By the time things get bad enough for these morons to realize they've made stupid choices, they won't blame themselves. They'll blame the MAGA leadership.
It'll be ugly.
To be clear, I don't live in the UK. I wish I did. But I don't.
I just watch a SHITLOAD of British and Aussie stuff. And Blue Tack comes up a weird amount. More often than you'd think.
This is how British-Pilled I am...
I had to LOOK UP what we, as in Americans, call Blu Tack. Because I had just entirely forgotten.
We call it "sticky tack" or "poster putty." Which I knew. But I just hear "Blu Tack" so much more often, and it's been years since I used any.
Original power wash tezznique.
Okay, you know what, though? The next Power Wash Simulator game needs to have that situation going on.
I don't give much of a fuck about decorating the office in the current one, because there aren't any little dudes who come along and hang out.
Power Wash Village could be dope, is what I'm saying
It's crazy, because when the very first trailer dropped, I was like "ehhh, I'm sure it'll be OKAY, but I don't know about great."
But then as soon as people started getting their hands on it, EVERYONE was like "feed me more of this shit. this is my life now."
Fucken goddammit, I just realized I've Pavlov'd myself.
I put any good YouTube video I see into my Watch Later playlist, and watch them while I'm going to sleep. It's a habit.
But then I fall asleep before finishing them. THEN, WHEN I TRY TO WATCH THEM WHILE I'M AWAKE, I AUTOMATICALLY GET SLEEPY.
It usually takes me like three successive posts to articulate what you did in one.
Exactly correct.
The one in Maine, right?
How fucked up is it that the Mets are one of only a small cadre of sports teams where their mascot has a wife.
I'm not saying Mr. Met makes Mrs. Met dress just like him and forces her to work with him, so she's never out of his sight...but it does kinda work out that way, right?
Red flag shit.
That's so awesome!
Reminds me of a story my dad tells, about the time he got so waste that he walked through a plate glass sliding door, and didn't even get a scratch on him, basically because he was just so...limp that the daggers of glass just slid off.
I don't even drink, but I'm VERY clumsy.
Yeah, I am indeed afraid of that. I started doing ONLY the lowest possible impact exercise with the ol' lower body, and it hasn't gotten worse yet.
Not that I loved running, before that. So I don't know what caused it. Possibly the times I've fallen down stairs and shit. :/
Needs more cheese pull. That's what pulls the bitches.
Truth.
When I turned 40, my knee started making a weird clicking noise, THE DAY AFTER MY BIRTHDAY.
Bro. Just...bro.
How can a bunch of bone and cartilage know how to TROLL?
Nothing is wrong with it, btw. It just makes a noise, now. 🤷♂️
Which is to say that we had BALLER-ASS FOOD about three generations after fire got normalized.
Like, ALL the good shit. And chefs who knew EXACTLY what they were doing, around them cooking vessels.
Because the alternative was eating boring shit. And we're NOT gonna do that. Our brains are too big.
All you have to do is watch people go on long camping trips to understand HOW QUICKLY complex cuisines develop.
A few DAYS in, and people will actually be endangering themselves, putting every leaf and pine needle and interesting kind of dirt into their food, to make it non-monotonous.
"Shooter Pope" sounds like the nickname of a dude who sells weed to a bunch of different fraternity houses in the Carolinas.
Can the aliens please come pick me up?
I'm so done. I want out. This shit is too stupid, now.
I mean, just like when I'm around. Best plants ever.
The whole Brassica genus be like "I'm in danger."
I can't watch anything with him in it, because any time he's on screen, I just see stock footage of a fetus.
His character will be talking about, like, grownup shit, and I just can't deal with it.
He is baby.
"Th' water's clear, ain't it? THINK ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE CLOUDY WATER! Except for Flint, Michigan, still. Forget I brought that up."
Insert Tsukihime reference here.
Awesome! I knew it was one of those franchises where there are some hits and some misses, but you can't tell which are which, from the outside.
If you don't know what's what, it's just some crazy shit with a spike-headed dude. EXACTLY like the Sonic games.
You actually did save my ass, on that one. The Hellraiser movies are fairly proximate on my list of "movies I never watched and should totally watch soon, starting with the original ones I only saw the 4:3 TV edit of"
...I was dissociating. If it looks boring from the outside, that makes two of us.
ROFL
And I mean, I say it's not a terrible phobia because it's only SEEING it that bothers me. So, like, anyone should be able to succ on me without an issue.
But spitting on it from three feet away...man, I'm just gonna dry-heave. :/