This damn show keeps making my eyes rain
27.02.2026 23:33
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This damn show keeps making my eyes rain
I mentally identify as a Cool Ranch Dorito.
Bathe me like a Bridgerton would tho! 😈
Life is the biggest asshole; it always brings you exactly what you want at exactly the wrong moment of your life.
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The "Fuck it, send" is implied at that end of all my posts
Happy 59th Birthday, Kurt...
I’m here for it!
I could use some immoral support.
Why do they call it “finding the clit” and not “clitography”
can’t be too upset when there’s a deli sandwich waiting for me in the work fridge
Same it seems
You know how just a quick conversation with a friend makes you feel better?
My body picked a 3 day weekend to be sick and that’s fucking annoying!
It’s been an art journaling kind of day! ☀️
the mouth is the garage of the face
For sure
Setting boundaries is so hard sometimes
Started at the bottom, I’m still here
When do we get our apocalypse advent calendar?
All true!❤️
Seriously you are priceless!! No one could pay you enough for that! Not even the high dollar girly mags/porn sites
Look what I got!! Goal one of this year has been completed!! #ChickenLady
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I’ll do $50 ❤️😘
I love Green Day so much and I’m so very happy they performed‘American Idiot’ because, well…you know… 😁
Happy unfuckable Monday 🤣
By the way.
Happy fuckin Monday. 🫶
I think there could be a market for my new Apple pies!! This is how all mine will look until this shit ends!! 🍎
