Sorceress of Song

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Just like in Harry Potter - the only series of books I have ever read - it is important not to invoke the name of You Know Who. The more we say his name, the more powerful he gets, like Tom Marvolo Riddle

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The only way to prevent another Trump is to restore our country to the exact same condition it was in before we got a Trump

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We defeated the greatest evil of our time, which is Medicare for All. In unrelated news, we're still in the grip of a viral pandemic which is apparently deadly for people without access to healthcare

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The spread of anti-Karen bigotry is the greatest moral failing of our time, and we need to come together as a group and call America's manager

There's a bot on Mastodon (the superior social media platform) called the Simple Sabotage Field Manual bot, and it posts snippets from that OSS book about 4 or 5 times a day

To be fair, I get frustrated and lower myself to insults and personal attacks when dealing with liberals because they're so fucking hateful and horrible to leftists and they flat-out say they wish we would be murdered in death camps just because *checks notes* we want a world that isn't so sucky?

To be fair, I get frustrated and lower myself to insults and personal attacks when dealing with liberals because they're so fucking hateful and horrible to leftists and they flat-out say they wish we would be murdered in death camps just because *checks notes* we want a world that isn't so sucky?

I've heard a lot of MCR fans that are waiting anxiously for them to release MCR5. (a play on the 70s rock and roll group the MC5)

But I'm pretty sure "Conventional Weapons" was My Chemical Romance's fifth album. And it's a badass album.

So I think naming the 6th album MCR5 is redundant

That whole thread of people were an instant block.

Yes, I *am* capable of clowning on MAGA. But it's the liberals who really make my blood boil.

The text in the skeet pretty much describes this to a T

If you're online with a PFP of a Punisher skull with Trump hair bragging about how many "liberal twats" you've "railed" because they want an "alpha male" that means you have railed exactly zero liberal twats

You, a liberal 30-something male with a beard, "smash racism" t-shirt, skinny jeans, converse trainers, glasses, degree in "studies", black-and-white shemagh scarf, drinking a Starbucks skinny chai latte: violence is never justified, bro

Me, drunk, making pipe bombs in my basement: what

Wasn't Biden supplying Israel with the weapons and money to murder 100 times that many children?

You know who never talks down to me or insults me when I say I didn't vote because the government hasn't tried to lift me out of poverty or ever helped me in any way?

MAGA. Because they understand what it is like to have a government completely fail to meet your needs. Check your privilege, cunt

If we actually had a Democracy, third party candidates would have a chance of winning. So this meme only makes it more clear that we do not have a democracy and never did

Here's a lesson for all you liberal democrats out there:

Voting is my responsibility.

You providing an adequate candidate is yours.

You failed

Says the person making it loudly all about her

Ok but have you tried getting your party to run candidates that aren't evil at all? Because I ASSURE you that's a winning strategy. I mean, they lost to Trump TWICE. Any candidate who lost to *checks notes* the dumbest, most foul human being on Earth - was a dogshit candidate. C'mon now

Liberals need to understand that when they call the Democrats the "lesser evil", they're admitting that even they themselves don't think their candidates are very good

If they weren't a "lesser evil" you'd call them the candidates you actually like and are excited to vote for

ok i get why the communists just shot a bunch of people now

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As a white middle class liberal, nothing gets me hornier than denying healthcare to poor people and housing to homeless people.

I feel like Cruella DeVille getting a new Dalmatian puppy coat

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A lot of Bernie Bros (probably paid by Putin) accused the Democratic Party of doing voter suppression by closing down voting stations. As a liberal Democrat, I must admit that yes, we did voter suppression, but you need to understand that voter suppression is only bad when Republicans do it

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Leftists need to understand that Universal Healthcare is too big of a leap: careful, slow incrementalism is the only way. As Democrats, our job is to build change at a slow enough pace that Republicans have the time and support they need to quickly dismantle it

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Donald Trump is a corrupt liar who has been credibly accused of rape and sexual assault. So to restore dignity and civility to the White House, we elected Joe Biden, a corrupt liar who has been credibly accused of rape and sexual assault

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Just like in 2016 and 2020 and 2024, leftists owe us their vote, and we will shame, berate them, and accuse them of being closet Trump supporters. That way, in 2028, they will enthusiastically show up at the polls and vote for the Democrat

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Me, a liberal: I went to a hospital today for sick and dying kids and had to tell these kids the hard truth - that their parents deserve medical bankruptcy because a leftist called me a doodoohead on Bluesky

Excited to hear that Gavin Newsom might be appointing a hologram of Margaret Thatcher (the original slay queen) as his VP

Although if she can't get past the "wasn't born here" rule, I hear he is also optioning a hologram of Phyllis Schlafly, who embodies all the values of the new Democratic Party

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As a True Democrat, I believe in standing up for the weak and speaking truth to power - as long as our methods are civil, non-divisive, unifying, and represent no real change for the weak or the powerful 😀